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Lieutenant Debbie Callahan : Why beat around the bush, Mauser? Just get down on your knees and kiss his ass.
Cmndt. Mauser : I don't need any tactical advice from *you*, Callahan.
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[Capt. Proctor accompanies Cmndt. Mauser as he observes new cadets in a line-up]
Cmndt. Mauser : ...good tall, good strong. And who might you be?
Cadet Nogata : Atochigowa Noagata, of Tochigowa, Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife?
Cmndt. Mauser : Proctor.
Capt. Proctor : Yes sir.
Cmndt. Mauser : What's the story here with Fun Manchu?
Capt. Proctor : Fu Manchu? I don't have a Fu Manchu.
Cmndt. Mauser : I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp from outta' town.
Capt. Proctor : Oh, he's part of an international exchange programme - here to study our methods.
Cmndt. Mauser : I'm not teaching our cadets how to use a wok.
Capt. Proctor : Nyuuuugh.
Cmndt. Mauser : Ship him off to Lassard's academy, he'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef. No offense, huh?
Cadet Nogata : Arigatoo, thank you.
Cmndt. Mauser : Kiss my what?