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Quotes
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Cadet Zed : Get out of my way!
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Cadet Zed : [passing Sweetchuck's moped on his motorcycle] Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?
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Sgt. Laverne Hooks : Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.
Cadet Zed : Hey, that's no problem.
[Zed hotwires the police cruiser while Sgt Hooks looks on in horror]
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Cadet Zed : Yeah I use to be a big jerk but now I'm a real people person.
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Cadet Zed : [playing bongos while inches away from Sweetchuck] This is a song I wrote off my first album and it goes something like this. Ahhhhhh... when I was a baby I had no teeth! I couldn't get a job! I couldn't eat meat!