Growing Pains (1985–1992)

Kirk Cameron: Mike Seaver

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Quotes 

• Carol : Jerk.

  Mike : Geek.

  [They hug] 

• Kate Macdonald : What do you know about guys?

  Mike : Well, I've been one for fifteen years.

  Kate Macdonald : But you're nineteen.

  Mike : Interesting story.

• [Mike talking to older blind date] 

  Mike : Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark.

• Mike : Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver?

  Girl : Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?

• Amy : [Amy and Mike are stranded in Spain trying to get to France]  Mike, we are stranded in Europe, a city that is 5,000 miles away from where we want to get to.

  Mike : Actually here I believe they use kilometres.

• Richard 'Boner' Stabone : Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God

  [referring to handyman working in the basement] 

  Mike : No, Boner, that's Jimmy

  Richard 'Boner' Stabone : You call Him Jimmy?

  Richard 'Boner' Stabone : [later] 

  [walks downstairs angrily] 

  Richard 'Boner' Stabone : Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here?

• Carol : Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad.

  [Mike smells Carol] 

  Mike : Ok. But can you belch?

• Carol : Are you sure you're not just after my blank check?

  Mike : Of course not! What kind of brother do you think I am!

  [thinking] 

  Mike : *Our* blank check.

• Jason : My father built this cabin by hand.

  Mike : Wow! No tools or anything? Cool!

• [reading fortune cookies] 

  Mike : 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours!

  Carol : Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'!