The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series 1962–1971) Poster

(1962–1971)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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  • Granny : Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.

    Jed Clampett : Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.

    Granny : It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.

  • [repeated line] 

    Jed Clampett : Well doggies!

  • Jethro : [Jed and Jehtro are discussing a "fast" girl back in the hills]  Uncle Jed, she handed me a big old sugar cookie, looked at me and said, "Jehtro, if you had a choice between that cookie and me, which one would you take". Uncle Jed, that's when I found out just how fast she was!

    [Jed leans in close to hear the rest of the story] 

    Jethro : I had to run nearly a mile to get away from her with that cookie!

    Jed Clampett : [Disgusted]  Jethro, some day me and you got to have a long talk.

  • Jed Clampett : Boy, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to clean up all this mess.

    Jethro : Aw come on, Uncle Jed. I'm gonna clean up. I'm gonna set this world on fire!

    Jed Clampett : You're gonna clean up alright. Everything. Or you're gonna end up with the seat of your britches on fire.

  • Jed Clampett : [Jethro has decided that he'd like to become a Bullfighter, and has asked Jed if they can get a bull, so he can practice. Jed presents the idea to Granny]  Granny, I got a idea. Let's get us a bull.

    Granny : What?

    Jed Clampett : Now, hear me out. We been wantin' to have a good ol' fashioned barbecue.

    Granny : But, Jethro'll go to fightin' it!

    Jed Clampett : Not for long. 'Pears to me they ain't nothin' a man can get his fill of, faster, than scrappin' with a bull.

    Granny : Ain'tcha afraid he'll git hurt?

    Jed Clampett : Nahh. A good stout bull can take care o' hisself.

    Granny : Well, if there's one thing Jethro'd like better than fightin' it, it'd be eatin' it!

    Jed Clampett : This way, he can do both!

  • Widow Fenwick : [buxom elderly millionaress who wants Jed to come in with her as a business partner on a real estate development venture she calls Honeymoon Lane]  I need a partner who will come into Honeymoon Lane with me. I have the license, and I have the heavy equipment.

    Jed Clampett : Well, ma'am, them's the kinda things a man likes to find out fer himself.

  • Jed Clampett : [bounces a golf ball on the kitchen table, thinking it's a "golf egg"]  Strictly speakin', I don't think these are fresh laid.

  • Jed Clampett : [to an obviously revolted Mr. Drysdale]  That's the thing about salted down possum, it's just as good the second day.

  • Jed Clampett : When Mrs. Drysdale gets home she's gonna call the PO-lice!

    Jethro : No she won't. I gnawed the stump so it'd look like a BEAVER done it!

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