Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
Edward Everett Horton: Hudgins
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Quotes
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Count Alfonso Romero : What time will the guests arrive?
Butler : Oh, well, no one arrives first, Sir. They all come in last.
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Dave the Dude : [handing butler a large sum of money] Ok Hutch, this oughtta take care of the helps for a while, you split it up amongst them...
Butler : Oh... heh heh
Dave the Dude : They know enough to keep their mouth shut?...
Butler : And their ears, yes sir...
Dave the Dude : You told them what happens if they didn't...
Butler : Oh yes
[forming a gun with his fingers imitating the sound of a machine gun]
Butler : da da da da da da da da...
Dave the Dude : [putting a hand out to stop the 'gun'] Don't... don't do that...
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Dave the Dude : Where do you think you're goin'?
Butler : Well, I - I'm fleeing from armageddon, Sir. With my cardiac condition, I - I just cannot take unhappy endings. So I'm off to join Mr. Kent in Havana, Sir.
Dave the Dude : With two broken legs?
Butler : My legs, sir? Oh, they're quite - O - Oo! Very cleverly put, Sir. Yes. Thank you, Sir. Yes.
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Dave the Dude : Pretty classy layout, huh, Judge?
Judge Henry G. Blake : Lovely. Lovely! The beauty of the Taj Mahal, the serenity of Melrose Abbey.
Butler : Sir, "If thou would'st view fair Melrose aright"
Judge Henry G. Blake : "Go visit it by the pale moonlight"
Butler : "For the gay beams"
Judge Henry G. Blake , Butler : "Of lightsome day, Gild, but to flout, the ruins gray."
Judge Henry G. Blake : To Scott!
Butler : [to Dave the Dude] He'll do.
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Butler : You can trust me, Sir. I've had commando training, the Boer War, you know.