. . . but many POTENTIAL viewers of this flick are either female, or older than 12, or both. For the sake of this 98% of the possible future audience, my review WILL CONTAIN MORE SPOILERS than I've ever included in the past. Be forewarned. If you are still reading, one would assume you're "on the fence" about WHETHER to see THE BEST MAN HOLIDAY, and need more info than what's available elsewhere on this site. My review could save you a painful death from Flabbergastery. So, say you're this day-dreaming 12-year-old boy. You fantasize that you're at the end of your 15-year NFL career after winning the Heismann Trophy. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Your team gets the chance to make the playoffs by beating Atlanta on Christmas Day, and you drag FOUR would-be tacklers into the end zone for the win as time expires! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! Your two-yard plunge breaks the all-time record for rushing yards in a season! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! After providing you with the proper amount of really cute kids, your wife DIES still looking great in a 37ish sort of way five minutes after you get back to your mansion from the Big Game, freeing you to check out all the 20-somethings WITH NO GUILT from now on, but have your bedroom to yourself every night! BUT WAIT, THERE'S EVEN MORE!!!! Your Un-concussed brain and Un-crippled body are so intact after 15 years in the NFL trenches that you can deliver your best friend's BREECH baby in the dark in your Lexus SUV on the way home from your wife's funeral! BUT WAIT, COULD THERE BE MORE?!!!!! Stay tuned for BEST MAN 3!
Review of The Best Man Holiday
The Best Man Holiday
(2013)
Every 12-year-old boy's fantasy . . .
24 November 2013
Warning: Spoilers