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Skyscraper (1996)
Save your time...unless your kinda horny?
So i bought the movie for like 50 cents and only to watch it due to the curiosity of Anna Nicole's acting. I love her, simply because she is incredibly outrageous.
So instead of watching the COMPLETE movie, i skimmed through it and watching maybe a half hours worth, and those 30 minutes were basically Anna Nicole naked, *beep* her husband, or almost getting raped by someone.
I was rather disappointed that this movie was horrible, I've followed some rather infamous actresses doing their share of horrible B movies but they did what they needed to do and acted pretty damn well considering horrible scripts and direction, but i feel from the start of this movie, it was a failure. I expected her to "act", not act like she does in every day life. I feel like cheated, it seems more like a completely fake and bogus reality show than a movie.
and the fact that basically all the bad guys looked like ChippenDales Dancers and couldn't act for *beep* not that anyone could in the movie but oh well. This movie was basically eye candy, porn and cheap gun shooting and explosives.
I guess I'm just mad at the fact that they only put Anna in this movie due to her enormous boobs and the fact that she wouldn't mind being naked in EVERY single scene in the movie. And that it was 100% more of a softcore porn than and Action Movie.
I hope "To The Limit" and at least 10% interesting unlike this crap.
Hairspray (2007)
Feel Good Movie.
Without a doubt this is definitely a feel good movie of the summer, but I expected more from this movie than what it entaled.
I was expecting catchy songs like the movie 'RENT', but I was left with only "You Can't Stop The Beat"...the rest of the songs weren't that catchy and most left me more annoyed than happy.
Acting wise, this is a great cast. Everyone did a splendid job. Especially Brittany Snow, Queen Latifah, Zac Efron, James Marsden, Elijah Kelley and Michelle Pfeiffer. But standing out the most was definitely John Travolta and Amanda Bynes. Not surprised at all with those two. Amanda gives you that quirky sudden burst of humor that you need in the film and John could have done more with the character but he was charming and funny.
But to be honest, Nikki Blonsky did good for her debut film, but within the first 20 minutes, I was annoyed of her, her annoying singing, and the desperate need for her to twirl in a circle smacking her arse. She did it in every single dance number and every song. Overall she was just annoying as hell. I've seen Marissa Jaret Winokur as Tracy and Ricki Lake and both did a great job but they didn't leave me wanting to strangle Tracy and shuve a giant turkey down her throat.
Overally, it's a great movie. I still prefer 'Grease' and 'High School Musical' but this is still a good film to see. But i was disappointed with the songs but not with the acting.
Silence Becomes You (2005)
Artistic Outlook on Life
Basically, i can just leave you all with this brief comment. "This movie is awful. Don't even bother buying it, renting it or hell even watching it on TV for FREE. This movie is pathetic". Of course we can see that Alicia Silverstone is a good actress, no matter how whacked out a role she chooses. But thats the end of "Silence Becomes You" right there. From beginning to end, you have NO CLUE what is going on. The movie also does not make any sense. If you don't listen carefully to all the whispers and flashbacks then you are completely more lost than you were from the beginning. I really expected this to be a "Thriller", but there is nothing to even thrill about.
This movie is just a waste of time. It pretty much wastes an hour and a half of you life. I honestly think watching paint dry is more interesting than this movie. As a huge movie buff, skip this piece of garbage and watch something else.