victorfernandes-58951 Reviews

Inside (I) (2023)

Ridiculously bad movie

[2/10 · 10 June 2023]

The movie is slow. And a lot of things don't make any sense. Example when the water is coming for the plants, why doesn't he save some water in some cup or sobering. For later. Or for example at the beginning, why break the house touch controls? How could he even go to sleep being locked there? And why would such a house even have such high heat with all those expensive paintings? And wouldn't such a millionaire have the alarm linked to the cops or something. Or even to his own phone? And why is he wasting so much time doing nothing watching tv and drawing instead of trying ways to get out?

This movie doesn't make any sense. The writer should be fired.

Black Adam (2022)

Huge disappointment

[4/10 · 18 November 2022]

I was wanting to watch this for a long time. I could never imagine it was this bad. The trailers looked cool.

The only good thing I saw was a couple songs.

Bad acting. Bad story, bad direction, everything is too fast and too much. Maybe the director was tripping. The bad guys accents sound like this made for tv cheap movies. And that's being generous.

Very boring uninteresting super hero. He can basically do everything and is stronger and faster than super man.

I don't even know who are the enemies and what they want. What a horrible movie.

4 stars because there's some decent actors and decent special effects.

Black Panther (2018)

The most overrated movie ever

[4/10 · 16 November 2022]

This is by far the most overrated movie ever made in the history of cinema. I believe people rate this higher as to not be called raciest or something.

Unfortunately for them, I am a very honest person, I review it as i see it.

From the very first minute I knew this movie couldn't be any higher than a 7 due to the horrible accents. Either they speak full English or they should speak their language and put subtitles. Believe it or not, intelligent people are able to read subtitles.

Let's go to the next reason why I score this so low. Acting. There's not a single good actor in it. It all sounds like theatre to me.

And then, all this tech they had, why haven't they expanded as a nation? Why are they using spears? Want they supposed to be advanced?

Jokes are not even funny. 'Did he freeze?' Haha everyone laughs but where's the joke?

When the guy at the museum called the emergency help they came in under 30 seconds. Without anyone calling them on the phone. No one going that strange at all. This is just an example why this movie is so bad.

Someone keeps something of vibranium at the museum, no one did any analyses on the metal or anything. There's so many mistakes and holes it's crazy.

Medieval (2022)

Very poor and boring

[5/10 · 24 October 2022]

I watched 30min. It was super boring and I was distracted by the poor quality. I mean game of thrones is a tv series and it has better quality overall. Movies are supposed to have better quality than tv. Battles look fake, it really shows they don't hit and it's all just make believe. Take you out of the immersion.

Story telling is even worse. Boring and not engaging.

What happened to cinema? We used to have great movies. I mean look at stuff like gladiador that came out 2 decades ago and has way more quality on everything. This is a shame. Technology improved a lot and cinema keeps getting worse.

This is why I refuse to pay for movies. Until they put some real effort into it. I usually watch any movie free and then the great ones I buy the 4k Blu-ray for my collection. I keep buying less and less each year.

Where's Rose (2021)

Very poor. Terrible acting

[3/10 · 1 September 2022]

What a huge waste of time. I couldn't last longer than 20 minutes. Some of the worst acting I've ever seen. And nothing has happened yet.

This could have been shot on a phone.

It looks cheap, it feels cheap in every way.

Acting is so bad it looks like comedy sometimes. Especially the boy. Terminator has more emotions than him.

These reviews with 9s and 10s obviously are fake. One just has to watch 5 minutes to know this is not a 10 movie. If anyone thinks this is as good as the godfather then they aren't very intelligent.

I don't understand why real reviewers don't bother reviewing to help other people.

Day Shift (2022)

Poor and boring

[4/10 · 27 August 2022]

People rating this higher than a 5 must not have watched interview with the vampire. Compared to this that one is a masterpiece.

This feels and looks like a tv movie.

Even movies like blade are way more fun and have better cinematography and acting than this. I actually can't understand why Jamie fox started in this, surely he could get better movies.

If interview with vampire is a 10 then blade is an 8 then this is a 4. At best a 5 if you really have nothing better to do.

Poor story, poor cinematography, poor writing, non funny moments that were supposed to be funny, poor acting, inadequate music.

Orphan: First Kill (2022)

Big issues

[6/10 · 19 August 2022]

I don't know what to think of this movie. I want to love it as I did the first one but the girl doesn't look like a kid anymore. And the parents don't even see it's not her? Strange. Do the film makers have kids? You can easily tell it's not your kid.

What about the accent? 4 years was enough to get a strong accent?

It's all too unbelievable, I rated higher because of the first one and I want them too make more of these kind of movies.

The movie would be really great if she actually looked like a child. At best she can pass for 16. Nowhere near 9.

Elvis (2022)

Watchable. Barely

[5/10 · 8 August 2022]

What a huge disappointment. What was this? Rap music, mtv Video cuts everywhere. An actor that doesn't look or sound anywhere near Elvis. Literally every other singer in the movie sang better.

People giving this a 10 literally either don't like Elvis, the real one, or they never were a fan to begin with.

Hellbender (2021)

Not bad not great

[6/10 · 22 July 2022]

It kept my attention through the whole thing so it's not bad.

I just hope for more story.

It was original and acting was pretty good.

Better than most indie movies out there.

Lightyear (2022)

Best movie all year

[10/10 · 20 July 2022]

I'm not a fan of toy story. I only watched half of the first one.

With that said this was incredible. More of an animation for adults or older children.

Beautiful visuals in hdr.

What's wrong with people who dislike this movie? How that even possible? Great story and all. A feel good movie with some humour but never too much. Perfect.

Dual (2022)

This is what we get as movies in 2022

[2/10 · 20 July 2022]

Horrible. Who thought this was a good premise for a movie? It's the director 5 year old? Movie is so bad. I regret wasting 45 minutes on it.

The actress talks like a robot. As if she's trying hard to remember the lines.

This is the reason I don't pay to go to the movies anymore. I watch for free because 95% change the movie will be bad.

Occasionally there will be a good movie that I'll buy the Blu-ray. This will definitely be far from it. I wouldn't even want this for free.

Nitram (2021)

People watching this are sick

[1/10 · 20 July 2022]

Why would you watch it or even make a film about this murderer. He doesn't deserve to be known or become famous. He deserves to rot in prison.

This movie doesn't deserve any earnings or any success. I'll stay away from this director and so should you.

Deep in the Forest (I) (2021)

Totally horrible

[1/10 · 8 June 2022]

Horrible writing, horrible acting, horrible camera work, horrible story, horrible music. I can't find a single positive about this movie.

Be warned you'll waste your time.

Dark Cloud (2022)

By far worse movie of the year

[2/10 · 8 June 2022]

Not only worse of the year. One of the top 10 worst I've ever seen. And I've seen around 5000 movies in the last 35 years.

Acting is terrible, nothing actually happens 30 minutes in. Very dull and slow.

Be warned, any positive reviews have to be part of the cast. You'll waste your time.

The Northman (2022)

Only good if you're high

[3/10 · 21 May 2022]

The hell did I just watched? Good thing I downloaded for free. If I paid any money for this I'd be upset. In fact I'm upset I wasted 15 minutes of my life until I switched it off.

Acting is so bad that it feels you're watching a play Super boring too.

Star Trek: Picard (2020–2023)

This is not star trek

[1/10 · 13 April 2022]

I'm a huge Star Trek fan. I even enjoyed season 1 and 2 of discovery. But this is by far the worst Star Trek ever.

I've watched voyager 4x so far and that is still for me the pinnacle of characters, story, adventure.

This new picard has none. Picard is too old and I've yet to see anything that resembles Star Trek.

Truth be told I couldn't even finish the first episode. It's really that bad.

Turning Red (2022)

Good for girls 10-14

[3/10 · 20 March 2022]

I can't even believe this is from the makers of the Great Wall E.

This is a story about a young unattractive girl that thinks only cute boys are worth it.

Oh and she turns into a giant Teddy bear for some reason.

You might like this if you are a girl age 10-13. I really hope this is not what 13 year olds think like.

Worst animation I've ever seen in the past 35 years.

Pixar is dead.

Old Strangers (2022)

Too long

[1/10 · 15 January 2022]

This movie is about 1 hour. And I though it was too long. Waste of time. Bad story bad actors cheap everything.

I'd rather go watch an episode of Xfiles. Each of all those episodes is better than this.

Eternals (2021)

Finally a good movie to watch

[9/10 · 14 January 2022]

I'm never a fan of marvel movies. I loved the first iron man as it was a great story but since then all their movies have been dull, just not super heroes, more special effects more action, just super boring. Then something changed and we're good something original with shang shi and now this. To be honest I looked doctor who but they ruined it by putting the super heroes from marvel in it. It should have been just that story that reality those characters.

This movie was great, it had an original story, some comedy but never enough to make it cringy like usually marvel movies do.

Great special effects, very good acting, good characters and a new take on the gods view.

Good pacing, very entertaining. This is why i watch movies.

This was almost as good as shang shi.

On a regular year i might have rated it 8. But these past 2 years movies have been so bad that this one deserves the 9 as a standout.

Queen of Spades (2021)

Decent, good acting

[5/10 · 11 January 2022]

How does this have such a low score? The movie is decent and the acting is god too. Sure this story has been done a million times but it's entertaining.

It deserves a 5.

Out of Time (V) (2021)

Turned it off at 1 min

[1/10 · 11 January 2022]

The acting is so crying and laughable it's actually ridiculous. I'm sure I can act better and I never had a try at it.

Imagine someone dying but smiling and falling asleep. Not sure if this was intended as a comedy but it's not really that funny.

Special effects are worse than alien that came out in 79. Don't they have better computers these days?

Killer Stepmom (2022 TV Movie)

Cheap, poor acting

[1/10 · 11 January 2022]

Horrible acting. Cheap looking, have they filmed this with an iPhone?

I was fooled by the 5.0 store here which means a watchable movie. This is anything but.

Gaia (2021)

Watchable if for free

[4/10 · 11 January 2022]

Movie is not the worst ever. It screams cheap TV movie. Ignore all the 8 and 9 here, obviously fake reviews. Unless they really think this movie is as good as godfather, matrix, back to the future, aliens etc which is absurd to say the least. People should do like me and down vote those obviously fake reviews so they can stop Littering this website.

Acting is passable only, cinematography is bad, pacing is bad and why this aspect ratio? Just adds to the cheap feeling of the movie.

Finch (2021)

Original, great movie

[8/10 · 15 November 2021]

This movie was surprisingly good even though I'm not a big fan of this type of movie, i didn't enjoy castaway that much. This was better Tom hanks is a great actor and so is the robot and the dog :)

Free Guy (2021)

I had too high expectations

[5/10 · 29 September 2021]

After watching several trailers and all the hype I was hugely disappointed.

The reason we don't get great movies like terminator 2, alien, matrix etc os because people rate anything they throw out at 9s and 10s.

By rating a 10 people are saying this is as good as godfather or Shawshank redemption, or titanic and many more great well done movies.

This was just a cheap cgi show with a so so story. Full of inconsistencies and mistakes, example, how can you feel guns in his pockets through a keyboard? Nonsense stuff like that ruined it for me.

Also I'm gaming everyone was a bad guy and he was the first good guy? Nonsense I've played many games where I don't kill civilians or cops. So did millions of gamers.

And how did the npc see through those glasses? That's not even coded in the game. It's all too much nonsense.

Writing was also horrible, jokes only funny to under 18s maybe.

If you want a great and well done Family movies go watch sonic instead.