A trio of annoying, unattractive 30 year old woman about to graduate high school head out (on foot) to party. Luckily one of them knows how to hotwire cars. So they steal a smart car, which calls the police on them...and the story just gets dumber and dumber. Stupid, unrealistic dialogue, a story so dumb maybe it was supposed to be a joke, actors who just plain suck, and some of the worst blood and gore effects possible. This looks like another of those "I have 4 friends and an Iphone let's try and make a movie" Netflix movies. Beyond me how crap liketh8s gets picked up. Makes me want to cancel Netflix.
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73 Reviews
The Belko Experiment
(2016)
Beyond stupid....
31 March 2023
How anyone can give this more than one star is beyond me, and I find it impossible to believe James Gunn actually wrote this. Some good actors like Michael Rooker totally wasted. Story was dumb and not even remotely realistic. Dialogue and character reactions defy all logic and belief. It was really difficult to get through, and I kept waiting for it to get better but it actually got worse as it went on. Just an absolute stinker on all levels, despite a talented cast. But a good cast can't save a crappy story and terrible script. Still not believing it was actually James Gunn that penned this...
The Executioners
(2018)
Was this a middle school film project?
27 December 2022
Seemed to be written by a young boy just entering puberty who has no idea about men, women, rape or torture. Movie had a story that defied logic, dialogue no humans would ever engage in, laughable action, and camera work and lighting that made it look like it was shot with a cell phone from 5 years ago. The acting of course matched the terrible level of writing and direction. Even if you have nothing to do, staring at your TV while it is off will be more enjoyable than watching this trash. Be warned, any positive review you see is from cast, crew or family. I'm still confused as how something like this even gets on any streaming service...
Death Count
(2022)
As Michael Madsen fan this was beyond disappointing
15 December 2022
Reservoir Dogs is one of my all time favorites and Madsen was incredible in it. To see him in this absolutely stinking pile of dung is just depressing. Terrible script, worse acting, and gore effects that looked like a middle school film project. The "costume" of the villain looked like really cheap cosplay, I was waiting for it to just fall apart. But to my surprise it didnt. It is shocking that a movie with such a stupid plot and script could get funded, but I guess it didn't get much funding since all the actors were legitimately terrible. And there must have been no money for the fx. The scene of the burning man was laughable...
Barbarian
(2022)
People liked this why?
26 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The idea was incredibly dumb, with characters that were even dumber. Acting and directing was pretty good, but the monster was absolutely laughable. And the scene with cops was so stupidly unrealistic as to pull me right out of the movie. End sequence, insulting. Also, why isn't the woke mob after this for putting down incest victims?
We expect characters in horror films to make stupid decisions, but the characters in this film make other horror characters look smart! Opening act was fairly well done, up until the point Bill decided to investigate the basement, and she followed him when he didn't come back...
We expect characters in horror films to make stupid decisions, but the characters in this film make other horror characters look smart! Opening act was fairly well done, up until the point Bill decided to investigate the basement, and she followed him when he didn't come back...
Replicas
(2018)
I'm a big Keanu fan... but this....omg levels of bad...
6 November 2021
Stupid, nonsensical story that requires more than a normal leap to make any sense. 3 pods...use them and then use 1 again to make the last child... duh! The dialogue was also sone of the most unrealistic I've heard in a while. He can go into a brain and search a word....laughably stupid.
The Guilty
(2021)
Jake is great but the movie is trash....
12 October 2021
Really stupid and unbelievable. Despite Jake being a great actor there was 0 tension in the movie, and it felt like it was written by someone who obviously never called 911...or even bothered to listen to any actual 911 calls...or bothered to talk to a real 911 operator....
The Many Saints of Newark
(2021)
If you love The Sopranos don't watch this turd
8 October 2021
Acting was sub-par, and Gandolfini's son definitely can't act. On top of that, instead of feeling like I was watching a story about the mob it felt more like a heavy-handed civil rights movie. Not that I would mind but this was supposed to be about the Sopranos/Moltisantis.
Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield
(2007 Video)
Not remotely true, and also, just a stinker...
1 October 2021
Ed Gein wasn't even a serial killer. He was a serial grave robber. He killed just 2 people for sure, and maybe, just maybe, his brother also. What he did with the corpses is what set him apart. Anyway, back to this movie, it has almost nothing to with real life Ed Gein, this movie is a myth based on Ed Gein. The real problem here is, the movie was just really bad...bad acting, bad writing, etc.
The Voyeurs
(2021)
Not the worst but it could have been so much more...
30 September 2021
Everything was good except the story was incredibly stupid. Take out the last few "twists" and it might have been ok, but Hollywood always wants to surprise you these days, which leads to ridiculous plot twists and unrealistic behaviors. This need to surprise basically has ruined every thriller since The Sixth Sense.
Cry Macho
(2021)
Just awful, the story, the writing, and especially the acting...
29 September 2021
I'm a Clint fan and was in no way looking for an action film, but this had to maybe one of the most boring films ever. The kid can't act at all, his Mom was bizarre, the Dad couldn't deliver a line, and Clint is way too old...him flirting with romantic interest was making me queasy...really sad that he made this. Only oscar worthy performance was by the chicken....
Clickbait
(2021)
Highly unrealistic and Zoe Kazan is hard took at.
8 September 2021
Why would people like her character? She's annoying and ugly...and overall people make all kinds of dumb and unrealistic moves, but I guess it's par for the course for cheap thrillers. The end twist.....just stupid....
A Werewolf in England
(2020)
Was supposed to be funny, bug I didn't even crack a smile
14 August 2021
Hell House LLC
(2015)
Another piece of crap found footage movie
24 June 2021
"Oh, we don't have enough money for any actual effects so let's shake the camera around a lot"
"Good idea! Maybe that will also prevent people from noticing we can't write dialogue or think of a good story!"
Guess they didn't realize their production meeting was being recorded...
Guess they didn't realize their production meeting was being recorded...
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