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The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
Got Pets? - Ya HAVE to see it! - Got Kids? - Ya HAVE to see it !
Fast-paced and Funny! Lots of Laughs and action ..... The good guys always win! ..... This out does Disney by far Not too scary for kids, scenes move and change fast, so their little minds don't really grasp the couple of sad parts .....Attention is fixed on their Brooklyn adventure underground .. Great voice-overs, each character comes through as an individual, so you can pick your favorite "PAL"... Our theater was full of laughter almost all the way through ... except when the kids were cheering for the pets as they managed to outsmart Animal Control .. It's always fun when a rag-tag group of mis-fits out smarts the bad guys..Most of the pets are available through local toy stores with the exception of "Tatoo" the pig ... why he is not included seems to be an oversight on the part of the studio.. Not that he had a major role but nonetheless he was still an intregal part to the plot No matter which your favorite pet is in the movie, it was well written and deserves to be seen by all
The Three Stooges (2012)
The Boys are Back!!
It wasn't them, but it WAS them!! Excellent portrayal of the classic trio.
Curly (Will Sasso) was excellent .... every facial expression you could imagine, and the same zany antics had the theater audience laughing non-stop for over an hour .. Take the kids too, they will have a blast and it's easy to follow along, since so many excellent kid actors appeared in this feature. Well worth your time and money!! I give it 10 Stars! Anybody who followed the Three Stooges movie and/or TV careers will be completely delighted at this presentation of their "Life Story" ..
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Pass the Barf Bags
Phew! - What a total waste of H-Wood Talent !! No Plot, No Storyline, Editing by Junior High Students .... How in the world did all these agents convince their clients to even look at the scripts, let alone waste their time/talent to produce this convoluted pile of dog droppings? A total waste of 90 minutes waiting for some semblance of a plot which never appears? Woody was better off in "Cheers" than to risk what small career he has on this total waste of film and craft people - my God, i've seen better on the cutting room floor. Oh, wait .. maybe that's where all this came from ..... It would be hard to believe the audience didn't run kicking and screaming out the doors to demand a refund.
Operation Repo (2007)
Repo Fake
If it wasn't for the fact that it is all filmed in my Chatsworth neighborhood, i might have believed it to be somewhat real .... but every week they arrive at the same Commercial area in Chatsworth to start filming ...
Oh, they might drive a block or two to a residential area to add a little "realism" to the boring episodes, but FAKE it is, folks ...
Too bad they couldn't afford REAL Aftra actors .... but with such a low budget show, I'm surprised they can pay for Craft Services!!
Having been a REAL Repo man for a decade in L.A., as well as a licensed tow truck operator, i can tell this so-called "show" doesn't even have a technical adviser on the payroll..
It's just a waste of TV time ..... but the no-talent actors must be happy, free food, fat paycheck ..and the idea that you go home each night "thinking" you have acting ability.
True Grit (2010)
Second Banana
SEE?? No Oscar for a half-baked re-shoot of a Classic. When will Hollywood learn? Did the Cohens really think they were going to top the Original? C'mon, gimmie a break!!
When you already have a Timeless Classic, LEAVE IT ALONE! This half-baked attempt to "re-make" True Grit, only flopped flat as a pancake.
... and Jeff Bridges vs. the "Duke" ??? - Really? - REALLY?
So many times, The "Hollywood" types don't have any ORIGINAL thoughts or ideas, and just enough money and backing to be dangerous.
As you sit and ponder what went wrong, you might re-think your daytime Jobs and open a Deli or something and leave the movie making to the Reel experts (PUN intended) as opposed to pulling out your wallet and suddenly see yourselves as another DeMille.
Give it a rest, boys, - "You can't handle the Truth!"