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Bird's Eye (2019)
Short Movie with NEW Record!
I need to say, this Movie breaks all Records i know. In way of beeing BAD!
Worst seen ever use of a Green Screen effect!
Funny part even, they spared massive outside recording.. making a picture of something as backround. And try to pretend, its the outside scene.
Special Effects who are no Effects!
Actors who tried to Act but be like Pre Casting for a Contest Show, who get broken up after 5 sec. " no thanks " .
Whole Movie looks like maded in 1 Week.
There are even FAN Movies dozen times better.
This Movie even if its called " Horror" i whould let see even a 14 Year old Child, because the things are maded soo Bad , that such a kid whould feel like joked on or only laughing about.
Muppets Now (2020)
Give them Back the Root way or Persons, who know how to deal with them correct!
Simple deep advice to Disney!
Give the Muppets the part back, what Hanson maded with them!
Alternative, give them to Persons, who know the way of Hanson.
BUT Disney, Again you show, that you clear CANT handle brought things.
Star Wars Junked!
Disney.. same level or even worse!
I checked first Movie in the Past. Result as Muppetshow Lover! -> I couldnt stand the Movie even 15 Minutes. Whole thing was a nightmare!
Now... Hoped it now better... but complete Dissappointing!
Totally waste of Time. Disney clearly too cant handle Muppets propper.
What the hell done with Kermit?!
Totally changed the Cooking chief! The only thing left is that he is a cook. In Original, it was much funny. BUT thx to Disney.. he bekame a unfunny nightmare.
Give Muppets the Old version Show, or stop it complete. Not this continue Junk!
Funhouse (2019)
Waste of time!
The movie has some " catch hold " scenes for Horror Fans, but that is all! Over everything, the Movie has a extreme Problem. The writer Failed his Job and the Actors too where not convincing.
Its simple a Fackt, if you have for example more then 1 Person, who where already in Prison because of Voilent acts against people. Does it make then any sense, that the max, they do in that movie is. To break a Window, but stay away from some kind of Guards? NO! They whould clear attack them. Such is simple Nature. But not in this Movie..... - No Defence at all, no counter reaction? Its a joke! And the last Sacrifice... too complete without sense and unbelieving. Normally in that situation, every person whould had done such situation different.
Whole Movie complete unlogic. And the Writer must had sleeped while writing the script to this movie!
Star Trek: Picard (2020)
Story Ruins his own History!
In way of Tech its still acceptable. Even if its my feeling too much CGI used. Reason: There is no need that every small thing. Really everything what is in " use " must be all time directly Holographic! And normal Pads? All who where seen. Not even enough Budget for getting some " graphics" on them? .
But now about the Story. Idea is really great. Too its good told, except. bit too much " stretched " .
And not the Biggest Problem! The main Story had cost 4 Stars! Starfleet Changed complete their way in part of romulans? I mean, became all Series before AND too ALL Movies complete worthless? Because in that way. Starfleet whould had never acted like it did in this Series. Even the called " section 31" whouldnt had done such.
Next part... They destryed additional the wole Story about Data! Far we remember STTNG.. Picard whould had never supported what happened with called " synthetix " and special " Maddox " . He worked heavily in the Character for the complete Opposite. And here... Starfleet complete went over to use active " Slavery" .
All smells like they wanted something, what has not everywhere " starfleet " logo on it.
Thunderbirds Are Go (2015)
From good Story , down to Bang Bang Bang. or too sayed. Anderson lost finally the way!
Sorry, but Stingray , Thunderbirds are Great! The OLD ones . Because of their way, they where maded for whole family. They included too a wonderfull Story in EACH Episode.
But that Anderson loosing the Focus Point, he had shown already in History at Space 1999. Between Season 1 and 2 whas a hell of Crash! What was short before Deadly.
Then In the Movie by Jonathan Frakes. He was even as good as about the Original in Telling things.
BUT now this Series, i broke up at 1. Episode. Waste of TIME! Possible Action only lover whill like this thing. BUT what maded the Original , was totally Erased in this series.
Thunderbirds was GOOD Story mixed with good Rescue Missions. They told wonderfull story what builded too the charas up. Gave them kind of personality.
This now... is Cold like Ice. 2 Seconds Family Life. All rest Action. One after next, without a breath. That was not in the Past. And it ruined the flair of the Series. All Characters are reduces to simple " Action " Puppets without any Personality.
And how its maded.. too extreme. All has to be Holographic. Everything like a overshooting high tech thing. The Figures get dressed like " robots " on the way... no thanks!
This way Anderson is not the first Person, who ruined his own creation!
Astérix: Le secret de la potion magique (2018)
Over all much Fun. BUT!
Its a nice good Funny Movie. But he has some hell of Negative Points.
1. What here some thing is good, i feel the Opposide. This new Computer Generated type of Movie Kills the true Picture feeling. If you get into the Story, ok its getting ignored. But till then... all too much Synthetic and Clean. Feels too like a Fast Production.
2. Huge Story Mistake! Since when the Hell whould Romans and Galliers EVER kind join one side. Only to get rid of a Insane Druid? Here the Story went massive wrong. True Asterix.. without Orders from Cesar. . They whould hide like cowards and in the End celebrate a Viktory, even if its not their own.
3. About the Story... it now clearly screams that one side. Asterix is Great, other side... that Druids like Miraculix ( so called in Germany ) , are antique in thoughts and Stubborn like hell. There he has a Person who could his Student.. BUT! Nooo he rejects without saying it open. Because too young and Female.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
A Must see for Godzilla Movie Fans!
I stay to it, much movies nowdays ( including Star Trek and Star Wars ! ) went down from their way and got Dissappointed. -- But here, the complete opposite had happen. Much where joking about the old Movies, with their Acting and mostly that whole " world leaderships " where only Japanese. And Monsters where simple looking Latex Costumes destroying Model Train towns.
Exactly at this part the Studios not only took over something from Original a legacy. They did massive homework. And Exactly the biggest Problems where worked out and exchanged by computers, where you at least dont direct scream out " all CGI " . In Adding partly TV Series Actors who knows, how to do their Roles. Much better, then nowdays castet people for Hollywood Movies seems from Street with nightmare of Acting. In this way Carol Christine Hilaria Pounder ( NCIS New Orleans ) and Charles Dance ( Game of Thrones ) are shining again in their Skills!
Complete over all. For Godzilla Movie fan, this Movie is Catching you till end. Rollercoaster!
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
Sorry, even as normal Potterfan! This Movie is a totally Failure!
Deep Advice to Rowling:
Stop writing Scripts, back to books!
That Rowling is a great Writer, She had more then enough shown ( Potter books and adds to Potter world direct ) .
But now for 3. Time in a row, she had shown, das she CANT write scripts.
To the Movie! Even for Potter Fans, reduced to really good Interesting Story. You could compress the whole 2Hours 50 Movie into 30 Minutes! About.
That thing is all way, kind of lost.. .
Title: Crimes of Grindewald... hm nice... Take first 20 Minutes max ( escape ) and the Final End for " follow him or die " Part. Thats it. All other has 0 to do with the title.
Then one thing is clear! Newt Scaramanga was as small Boy extreme Traumatized, OR he is simple Menthal Handicapped. All other way you cant explain his whole behavior.
Hm Johny Depp as Grindewald... after about 5 Minutes Dialog of him... only Hope that Synchro Speaker could rescue something. All else... with closed Eyes you whould had thought, it is NOT Rowlings " Magical World " it is the xxx Disney Pirates of the Carrebean. Captain Jack Sparrow speaking. Only a little bit his " Gayish " away ( only extreme light ) rest was identical.
Good Positive Surprise... Jude Law as Dumbledore!
The whole Movie has too 2 Big Story Mistakes.
1. Grindewald CANT be Dumbledores 2. Brother. This is already denied in the Potter Series ( Hermine whould had deffinetly knew it ! )
2. WHAT the heck does Mc Gonnagall in that Movie?
She is in core much younger then Dumbledore was. But in this Movie she must be around his Age.
And that where only the Screaming mistakes.
Whole complete Fackt. Colours and So on is not Potter Way, its much more Hollywood way. ( All shining... no dust has to be seen, eczept its CGI ) .
Story... Forget it! Including the way. that its deffinetly maded for max. 12 Years Children at all cost!
Complete... against a good Story, Fantastic Beasts Series is a Pushed thing, to keep the Franshise about Potter ... alive . Still there is money go squeze out, so its going on. Licenses and Theme Park Attraktions have to be payed and get people, what only goes over " alive " productions.
Rowling is in such way on BEST way to Ruin her own Work and scare her Book fans first, then Movies away.
Hotel Inferno 2: The Cathedral of Pain (2017)
Video game addicted love it, rest bores like hell!
Simple fackt, for 1. Person Console Gamers, this Movie is a must to see.
All rest, spare your time, ignore this Movie!
Sorry but i cant give this Movie more then 2 Stars. Reason, Core Problem is, that its all in Ego Perspective ( such is nothing for a Movie. ) . So, you see at best. Hands and Feet of your own. That was it.
Sets are done simple to ok. But dont await much. Cinematic way its complete Fail!
Like in a simple Console Game, you dont see much more then even size of a room. Even if the Area is bigger, rest is simple Black!
Splatter things? I dont know, what you understand about Splatter and such. Only this Movie keeps on lowest Level.
Puppets, where permanent simple Red Water is pumped through, covered in blankets.. and here and there kind of meat ( here you can already see kind of sponge used ) , has nothing to do with real Splatter.
There whould be already the Rare Moments in Movies like Hostel already " Reverence" .
Office Uprising (2018)
So Bad, that its already funny... .
If you have too much time, and want to have some junk what you can laugh about, then this is a Perfect Movie for you.
Over half of the Cast is soo much Over Acting, it competes even against Sharknado about Time, and that means already something!
Much Cast... clearly to say must have been under several to do Movies contracts, that they where forced to be in this. Free whill i thing not, they whould found any Actor for this.
" special effect" make up... deffinetly taken out of the child school Painting Support shop. Looks over and over cheap.
The " Body " Parts whould not even believe a 12 Years old child.
The Outside CGI was extremly Blurred to cover the Budget... or that the person behind couldnt do it better... .
Story... Jeses!!! Use a all time Teenie standard line... . Copy a little bit from Alien in it, Little touch of resident Evil.. , and deffinetly bit of Matrix. And you have Office uprising. But only cheap parts of it.
From Alien , the part with the Cargo Mashine, where Ripley is fighting. Clearly copyed.
Resident Evil.. Infections ( btw. no one in Office Uprising is a Zombie, that is a Fake info ) and let behave the People much odd... .
Matrix... too much stolen of the Part between Agent Smith and neo!
Dozen times the part of " You dont fit in Mr. ..." " You should not have done Mr. " and 100% identical 2 Person behavior between both from Matrix.
Only a big Goal. For Persons who like the main Actor. Special Pointed in the Look of him.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Nice Action Movie But NOT what expected from Jurassic Park/World
Sorry, but this Movie was deffinetly a complete Dissapointing Nightmare!
You can say. The Trailer of the Movie showed in core the BEST of the whole Movie. Rest you can complete forget.
Jeff Goldblum recieved a nice side Role, close to Cameo, what could had been complete cutted away. For the Story simple way, as they needed to get time filled or simple the Character name in. What ever. He was deffinetly not needed inside this Movie.
Then, the whole movie screams out to be a kind of bit overworked story of Jusrassic Park 2 and 3.
Extreme too much Chris Prat. Whas here a problem of Possible Budget cuts? That over 80 % of the story was Prat her, Prat there... .
The Island Rescue... come on... was that meant as Joke or really that way? About Travel on the Island, one road driving, some dino camshots, computer room and Bang... " Days of Dino Capture work " done in feeld 5 minutes. And oo wow run run, the Vulcan blows up like nothing... without warning sensors and such things at a Island computer controll system, what was equipped State of art with about everything... . Extreme Logic hole!
Rest then on the House... some how complete all Idiotic. Not only the Auction... too the part.. Hey! The Dinos broke already out of 2 Max. Security Parks. Last time the Travel Back was Guarded by a fully high armed and in fully alarm Navy Fleet. Then too, the other Island.. complete forgotten, that it exist?
Sorry , but what Star Trek 1 ( 11 ) in the Star Trek line was... the Same happened now with Jurassic Park. The Worst Movie now from line of 5!
4 Stars only because its a nice Movie, for Popcorn and switch brain off. But hell dont expect too much. Only something for easy entertainment.
Lake Placid: Legacy (2018)
Worst Version of all Placid Movies! Reaches Barely Level B Movie. More into C
I dont know how others can rate here so good.
First of all, its clearly that the Movie had deffinetly really not a good Budget.
So first they spared at the CGI Beast. Only for the last Parts for the Movie its to be seen, and there , everything is more then obvios CGI. There not even the wanted lower Resolution of UNDER DVD Quality could help to cover the computer animations.
The only really wanted Graphical part ( close up ) really resultet a laugh out of me. The Actor move at the Bluescreen and the Computer graphic dont even fit half way.
Including some other parts... all " Deaths" are already looking Joking cheap. Clearly to 95 % Movie Blood, and fitting dressed Puppets pushed into the scene as " Killed " Person. Even a Teen whould laugh there, how cheap and far from bit realistic that is done.
Followed the Actors... Holy.... what the hell was there castet? Some Persons from Street with a maximum of 3 Days Actor training after? No one of them really get through a bit with their part.
Best and funniest part was the non stop frightend Girl.. Hey... she reminded me as a copy of the small Girl from Jurassic Park 1. BUT only problem, she clearly mirrows there a under 12 ! year old child. And is herself clearly over 20.. .
Best whould had been, to SAVE this Movie.. Make some not really story Importand Cuts ( in way of they maded them, its not even a waste to cut the " brutal " scenes out ) and give the Movie Free for PG 12! you whould loose not even 3 Minutes from the whole movie.
Sorry, but even as direct for TV maded and Produced Movies, i saw already extreme much better productions.
The Titan (2018)
Story totally Idiotic! Waste of time ( except you use Fast Forward Movie run through )
The story starts nice.
Lock Down Area, with " special " Candidates and whole familys.
Mission becomes clear, and the Candidates faces only some light Changes / adaptions for the Mission, Titan envoriment.
It goes then bit much into non interresting Family life to get Audience more into family feeling.
And here already the whole thing junk itself!
Did the Story writer really thought, that whole deep Loving Familys stay asside, while each one member ( candidate ) become clearly openly complete pure reduced to " Labratory Rats " with " changes " what is even not done in normal Scyfy Movies ( and the movie meant to be playing in the now time ) at Death Sentenced Candidates, and mostly not even at them, because of Human rights ( even in movies!!!! ) ?
It seems like the writer had not spended even a second in such a thought. Even more it goes, that the Familys dont even start a bit Questioning , what is going on, when their " beloved ones " went through Extreme changes.
Complete failed story.
Same way the acting.
A Doctor who more believes a Person , who is the lead Scientist, as she sees with her own eyes.
And a typical, what is not be controled , whill be killed...
In front of their Familys. And all " civillian " say mostly yes and amen. Caring only each other for a " Tragical lost " .
What could be a good Movie resultet in into " the worst Movies Ever " Category. 2 Stars only because of nice sets. And deffinetly by look choosen Actors. ( since some years. seems, Actors to 99% are choosen by modell direction look and NOT by acting skills. )