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Flex (1988)
This movie sucks so good
A friend of mine was really into bodybuilding in the late '80s. He told me about this film that was playing in local theater and that we had to go. I went with him not knowing what to expect. I had no idea I would see what is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. The story was lame. The acting was worse. The characters were all professional bodybuilders or extras from toothpaste commercials. But I can't say I've honestly laughed harder at a movie than this piece of crap. My bodybuilder friend got all excited when Tom Platz showed up on screen. I honestly would not know who the hell Tom Platz is if he didn't wind up in the worst movie I ever saw. I give it three stars only because that friend is deceased now and seeing this horrible film brings back a good memory.
You Won't Be Alone (2022)
Not for the timid
It's a well directed and well acted film that was well written. Is it monumental? Not really. Does it use a powerful performance of a harrowing Eastern European folk tale? You bet. No CGI, no toothpaste models, no clever product placement. This is not a blockbuster, this is perfectly well made art.
The tale is not original, love and loss, the cycle of violence, and the power of ignorance. There's the hardship of being a woman in a rural macedonian armpit somewhere around 1800. This is compounded by a witch that seeks to further her lineage while exacting revenge on the human population. If you want art haus horror that's not dragged down by Mia Goth, this is your thing.
Inside No. 9 (2014)
It takes guts
...to create a show like this. Not only is it funny, it makes wonder why. If you were a big fan of League of Gentlemen, this is the next level. This is the true way.