nomanalivenow Reviews

Barbarian (2022)

Half decent half bad

[5/10 · 9 July 2023]

I was waiting for this flick to release and it was so good and intense in the 1st half, then suddenly it takes a bad turn and turns into a run of the mill story line. It was kinda dragged and a few scenes were too long. The cinematography was really nice and the main character was decent too. The flick had its ups and downs, more downs though. I can't watch it again or recommend it to any of my mates unfortunately....... I hope they don't come up with a sequel now as it'd never be a part of my movie directory. How cone people are giving it 7 stars, what for? Please seek a doc adap before your nose bleeds the brain out.

ZeroZeroZero (2019–2020)

Simply wicked

[10/10 · 26 May 2023]

This is THE SERIES to watch before you die. This series has kept me on the edge of the seat till I switched off the Tele. One of thr best of the series I've ever watched for sure. The best thing about it, it's short and smooth. I highly recommend this one to everyone. The acting is top notch, the plot is top notch and the ending is second to none. The way they knot up the story, it's commendable. It's a treat to watch for the series lovers. I can watch it again without thinking twice btw. It's a gripping tale of 4 different people coming to the end that matters the most. Go watch asap before you breathe your last breath.

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

ZOMBIE RISE RATHER

[4/10 · 11 May 2023]

I was waiting for this one for a long time honestly. I watched all the trailers and followed its news everywhere. It was such a big let down. Was it a zombie flick? I love zombie flicks but need to be prepared before watching it. It was a very ordinary movie with too many evils involved 😄. I wonder how come it got 8 and 9 stars rating. I reckon the new gen has no taste for the horror genre. It will have another sequel to it unfortunately. It's been a while since I've watched any good horror flick lately. I hope Hollywood makes one for its ol skool horror fans soon. Hopefully. Let's hope innit.

Chor Nikal Ke Bhaga (2023)

A pleasant breeze

[8/10 · 18 April 2023]

It's not the best movie of the year nor thr worst It's fun filled roller-coaster ride with a few bumps. It has its own flaws and fun filled moments. I've stopped watching bollywood cinema for thr past few years but this has made my boring night into an interesting one. You can watch this flick only once and don't expect too much from it Yami did a decent job though. Thr main lead guy also did a fair job and wasn't that bad. The story is a lil twisted but knits up nicely as throvie descends towards the finale. I can see thr part 2 in making as that main guy left some clues at the end. 2 thumbs up .

The Legend of Maula Jatt (2022)

TRAILER WAS MUCH BETTER

[8/10 · 17 October 2022]

I simply enjoyed this flick. Hamza, humaina and maakhi were best amonh the lot. The cinematography and the sets were amazing and so were the vfx. I like movies with perfect editing and it didn't disappoint me at all. Kudos to bilal for making this one beyter than waar. The fight sequence were brutal and you'll see slot of bloodshed and gore. This movie will shift the paradigm of the Pakistani cinema. I recomend this movie to every cinema goer. This flick has definitely hit the bull's eye. I was waiting for this one since its inception and wanted to watch it the day it was released, but couldn't do that and gave myself a bday gift on the 16th instead.

A Dirty Shame (2004)

Made me laugh real harder

[6/10 · 16 January 2022]

How can I forget this gem from 2004. I watched this silky, non sense flick and had a fit of laughter atleast a few times. Those were the days when I used to smoke like chimney. Watch it if you are Stoned.

Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)

What was that?

[2/10 · 9 December 2021]

Why did I watch this till the end, why? Who was that main lead actress, who couldn't act nor looked like an actress. The revenge movies are not like this for sure. The revenge movies have some plot, emotions and top of all, some serious acting. This had nothin at all, a very crap flick without a doubt.. Chuck it away ASAP.

Sooryavanshi (2021)

Nice comedy

[1/10 · 6 December 2021]

Hahah. It's so funny and hilarious to see rhe vegan Indian beating up Pakistanis in movies. I wish they could do 1% of it in real life. This flick is one of my fav comedies. 3 vegan men fighting 1000s of their enemies....the tea was fantastic. Hahahah. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

The Platform (2019)

Just Ok

[4/10 · 21 November 2021]

A very confusing movie with no thrill I was lookin for. The message is good but don't we all know it already? I was expecting a better movie with some weekend night thrill or something.

Judgment Night (1993)

A great movie that I watched back in the 90s

[7/10 · 22 October 2021]

Wow, it was a really nice flick back in the day with enough suspense and thrill. I still remember I watched it with my mates in 1996 I reckon, in London. It wasn't a bad flick at all but was a Lil cheesy. A good cat and mouse plot it was.

Blood Red Sky (2021)

VERY EMOTIONAL FLICK

[8/10 · 20 October 2021]

A very emotional zombie flick..... I loved the zombie mother and her son's chemistry that is beautifully portrayed. This is a different sort of a zombie flick. Loved it.

The Football Factory (2004)

WICKED

[9/10 · 19 October 2021]

I just wanted to say, this flick is WICKED. I'm a huge fan of the Brit cinema and this has lived to my expectations. Danny and tamer have done the lil magic.

Squid Game (2021– )

VERY INTERESTING BESIIDE THE HE GAMES THEY PLAU

[8/10 · 19 October 2021]

A very well directed series with not so many flaws. I loved the acting of all thr main characters and this series is sort of an emotional one than anything else. This shows the problems each character is facing in their day to day lives and how they were emotionally drawn into this SQUID GAME. I'm loving it and have stopped watching the cheesy MONEY HEIST.

Money Heist (2017–2021)

VERY CHEESY

[4/10 · 3 October 2021]

Well, it's not the best Netflix series nor the worst. It has its ups and downs on regular intervals. This series has so many twists that you start expecting the twists even when there are none. I've found this as cheesy like bollywood flicks honestly. I must say, a very over rated and over hyped series .

The Descent (2005)

My all time favorite flick

[10/10 · 12 September 2021]

I fell in love with this movie the very first time I watched it. I'm a huge fan of the brit cinema as it has no glitz or glamor like Hollywood. A lovely story line and what a performance by all the actors. I literally felt claustrophobic while watching this movie. The 2nd part was a big let down though.

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

WOW

[10/10 · 12 September 2021]

A simple wow defines this movie. A non stop rollerc oaster ride, full of intense scenes and still keeping the storyline intact. It's not an easy job for the director. I can watch it again I swear.

Eden Lake (2008)

Wish I could give 100 stars

[10/10 · 12 September 2021]

One of my most watched movie. I don't watch a movie twice even of its above average, but I watched this one atleast 5 times. I'm a huge fan of the brit cinema, it's real and very dark. I got involved in this flick so much that I still can't forget the face of the leading lady when she gets caught at the end. I've lived in London for 14 years and I can really relate this to many incidents I've heard of or witnessed. Definitely one of my gav flicks.

Bhoot Police (2021)

A very average flick

[3/10 · 11 September 2021]

Well, i usually don't watch bollywood films due to a few reasons, one is the length of the movie and secondly, the way they drag story for no reason. I'm a huge fan of Saif since my young days and was kind of waiting for this movie. This movie is not at all funny nor the story has any direction. A very bad directed movie with a very average story line.

Train to Busan (2016)

A wanna be zombie flick

[3/10 · 10 February 2019]

Well well well, I had very high expectations from this one but alas, it turned out to be a over rated zombie flick. The acting was very over and so was the story. The was movie was dragged unnecessarily. Its just a wanna be zombie flick to me.

A Prayer Before Dawn (2017)

Emotional and beautiful

[8/10 · 30 November 2018]

Well, a real brave attempt to make this movie as a memoir of Billy Moore. This was so real that it seemed like as if I was watching everything live and real. Brilliant acting by Joe Cole and the rest of the cast. Loved it

The Predator (2018)

I puke green

[3/10 · 16 November 2018]

This sci-fi comedy was so damn irritating. It was a big spoof of the original predator. A big let down.

Hotel Artemis (2018)

Could've been better

[5/10 · 1 October 2018]

I would say, not a bad movie to watch once. It could've been better, had they not finished the movie in a rush, making it look like a good attempt for fall flat. I wanted it more suspenseful and a lil more action packed.

The Babysitter (I) (2017)

The end is near

[2/10 · 29 September 2018]

People giving it 6 & 7 stars for what. Are you guys serious. It was an attempt to make a cheesy flick but it was full of boredom.

The Meg (2018)

Overrated

[3/10 · 24 September 2018]

A very ordinary flick with so many goofs. The dialogues were way too cheesy. Jason oh Jason, why?

The First Purge (2018)

Better than the last few

[5/10 · 23 September 2018]

This one is better than the last few purge series for sure. The first one was the best, and this one is the second best. It has some storyline atleast. I'm a lil confused to see so many bad reviews.