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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Some say its painful, i say its extremely fun
I mean seriously, as a good movie, it falls flat, but as a so bad its good movie, this is incredibly fun, if you want to have a good time and see one of the best so bad its good movies them go right in
Black Panther (2018)
Professional reviewers overrated a good movie
Seriously, this movie is good, it has a good political social comentary, BUT THE CRITICS OVERRATED IT TOO MUCH, even comparing it to citizen kane (i am not joking), a solid movie that is kinda overrated by the critics
Maleficent (2014)
Thought it was garbage, was actually kinda good, Flawed, but good
This movie is, good, that is the best i can say, its better than all of the other disney live action movies, its well made and has some good charm put into it, tbh, its kinda good,its a clever twist on a good movie
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Charming comedy, with lots of good jokes about the medieval ages!
This movie is hillarious, from the old man being brought to the death wagon because of the plague, but it turns out he doesn't, to a musical number with the knights of camelot, to even a sword battle between king arthur and the black knight, this movie is pretty charming and fun for everyone, for you, for your kid, for your mother, for your father, for your grandfather, for your grandmother, for -GET ON WITH IT
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
Think it, say it, but don't watch it
Stupidest horror movie that i have ever seen, and i saw blair witch 2, and all of the friday the 13th movies, everything is so poorly acted and poorly written than it just comes of as stupid, the bye bye man is the stupidest name that i have ever scene, stupid stupid stupid
The Emoji Movie (2017)
...why?
Don't even bother with the good reviews, they are just jokes that people made, but, read the good reviews as if it was opposite day, because this movie is AWFUL, TERRIBLE, UPMOST DISGUSTING, HORRIBLEEEE, i hate this movie, so much, but i am not angry at the movie, rn im craving bleach because this movie is so shit, btw if you want a GOOD sound stupid is actually awesome movie, go watch the lego movie, one of my favorites of the genre
-10/100
Suicide Squad (2016)
i don't, i don't even....
This movie is a complete garbage fest, and it suffers from the same problems that batman v superman suffered, too much exposition for a shit payoff, the designs make me wanna tear my eye out, and i hate it
Invaders from Space (1965)
The king of old corny tv movies
This movie is so corny that its fun, watching starman beat the shait out of every salamender man (i am going to call them that) is pretty fun, the story is, meh, but the action is well paced and pretty good to be honest, a must watch if you are intrested in corny action
Flubber (1997)
So stupid and goofy that it works!
This movie is not that great if you are looking to compare it with others, but if you are watching it alone or with friends, this movie is a blast, the premise is so stupid and goofy that it just works, the cartoony slapstick is, kinda obvious but its good, the only lowlight were the scenes with the robot assistant to robin williams (forgot her name) and that flubber dancing scene, but the movie is, at least in my opinion, harmless fun
Ghostbusters (2016)
Its not good, its not bad, its not decent, its not awful, its literally nothing
I mean, this movie is... like a piece of bread with nothing, you eat it, feel nothing, and move on with your day, i mean some jokes with the movie are funny and others aren't, some characters are good and some aren't, the movie isn't even THAT sexist, its just bland, but at least its not awful
a piece of bread/10
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
It starts and them in a blink of an eye it ends
Seriously, i think this movie thinks normal cinema is drive by cinema, we have literally no begginning, and no end, it just sort of comes and goes, the story is bland, the characters are, of course, bland, and the music is, GUESS WHAT???, bland, this movie is like drinking soda, you drink, feel nothing, feel a stomach ache and them you forgot you drank soda
2/10- Blandest movie of 2011
Minions (2015)
One of the worst family movies of all time (and one of my most hated)
The characters are awful, the minions are some of the most hateable things that i ever saw, i saw this movie with my little cousin (who is 5 btw) and he hated it too, because he was annoyed the entire time, the story is as bland and stupid as it gets, its so pandering to be non offensive that it becomes highly offensive, in my sincere and utmost opinion, ANY family movie is better