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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
Oh god, Why?
Why was this movie made? This is quite possible the worst movie I've ever seen. It's worse than Troll 2. It's worse than Gigli. It's worse than Epic Movie. It's worse than raw torture.
The only thing more painful than how unfunny this movie is, is how many people didn't hate it. I'm from the south, I'm totally aware of "Southern Humor", however "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ______" jokes are not funny. None of these 4 guys is funny. None of them.
This movie isn't just bad, it's an assault on your intelligence. I felt like I drop 10 IQ points just sitting through it.
Summary:-1000/1000 This is probably the only movie so that's so bad I'd think negatively of someone for enjoying it, so it gets a negative score.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Inspirational.
This movie was excellent--it truly gave me the ability to believe again. Before watching "Freddie got Fingered", I was a worthless jobless loser. Now, I have a mansion and dietary supplements. Beautifully well directed scenes, such as "Horse's penis" and "Swinging babies around" make the movie, however less important scenes such as "Leg snapped in half" add a subtle bit of realism to the movie. One first watch, it may appear to be a vulgar film--but on secondary viewing, it becomes apparent that most of the violence is essential to the telling of this story. This is a life changing feel good movie that will leave you feeling inspired--and it will definitely motivate you for years to come.
Freddie Got Fingered changed my life--and it will change yours to! RENT IT TODAY! YOU WILL BE LIVING IN A MANSION WITH DIETARY SUPPLEMENT BY NEXT WEEK!