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Brave (2012)
My least favorite Pixar film.
This movie should not have had Pixar slapped onto it, it's totally a Disney film trying to be Pixar. The movie.feels.like a jumbled up mess that combines elements of. Freaky Friday, Brother Bear, and The Little Mermaid all blended together. I never thought that Pixar would make such a mediocre film, when all their other films are amazing. Out of all Pixar films., this is the least entertaining and has the weakest storyline. For a film that has magic in it, this lacks the true essence that Pixar is known for.
Bob's Burgers (2011)
I saw a couple clips on Youtube and...
It wasn´t good nor terrible, it was just average. So from the clips, it looked pretty average imo. Bob´s Burgers is like The Simpsons or Family Guy, but with some of the charm taken out. The main family members are like the members in Family Guy, except there´s no talking dog to rip off Brian. Tina is the anti-Meg Griffin, Gene is Chris, Louise is a genderbent Stewie, and the parents are Peter and Lois. I don´t know what´s up with some of the female characters being voiced by men, are they muppets? Are they men in drag? I´m not saying there´s any problem with that, it´s just that it´s a little weird having some female characters be played by men, because it seems like they´re transgender. The characters at times can be pretty boring to some viewers, because the characters don´t really have personality in them, and seem like a typical person in real life. Some of the humor is a little immature at times too. There is an episode in Season 3 called O.T. The Outside Toilet, in which Gene befriends a talking toilet voiced by Jon Hamm. This show, even though it has an 8.1 rating, I think it´s pretty average by the looks of the clips I saw. I hope the movie coming this summer won´t be a failure.
Papa's Pizzeria (2007)
A great game of my childhood.
It´s a new decade and year 2020. Flash is gonna be shutting down by the end of this year. This game series is what defined my childhood. This is the first game in the Papa Louie Games not counting Papa Louie When Pizzas Attack which is what started this game series. This game is vastly different from the other Papa games because of the many changes in this game.
1. You don´t have a bar to see how many points you got, instead of points, you have tips instead.
2. There is no shop to get upgrades at all, because the tips were the original points.
3. There are no closers so it doesn´t make the game more difficult. Closers debuted in the Taco Mia.
4. Foodini´s minigames aren´t in this as Foodini debuted in the Pancakeria.
5.On Day 2, you unlock all of the ingredients. There aren´t any awards either.
6. Of course the art style greatly improved in the later games.
7. Any other change that I didn´t mention in this review.
So in total, the Papa´s games were a huge token of my childhood. Sadly Flash is shutting down by the end of this year, so...RIP Papa´s Games 2006-2020.
Ariana Grande: Santa Tell Me (2014)
Okay, but very cheesy.
This music video was released in 2014 by the infamously overrated Ariana Grande. I personally think this song is okay because it´s a bit catchy and a decent way to celebrate the holidays. However, there are some bad qualities to this. I´m not sure if the music video is terrible or not, but there´s no story in either the music video or the song itself. The song is just a generic love song. Ariana´s telling Santa if her love interest cares about her or not with some adlibs here and there. The music video is just random shots of the overrated pop star and her besties partying in this mansion and some dance moves involving a few tidbits of twerking. I think a better version of this song is the mashup with Stressed Out (because I´m a clikkie).
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)
Dissapointing.
Me and my family saw this film last year and we went with a couple of friends. I then thought that since I was getting old, I had lost interest in these types of films. First off, the animation was WAY too fast paced and over the top, which was hard for me to like the movie. Second, there are a few toilet jokes which made me facepalm, like when Erica puts garlic sauce in the guacamole, making Drac pass gas. These are pretty much the same reasons ElectricDragon505 aka Animat said about this franchise. So this movie in my opinion gets a 5/10.
Ed, Edd n Eddy: A Glass of Warm Ed/Flea-Bitten Ed (1999)
Ed gets fat.
He does. In A Glass Of Warm Ed, we see him getting fat. Oh and for some idiotic reason, he inflates like a balloon in the following episode as well. So the first segment starts with the moron Ed eating everything up Jughead-style. (I guess he learned that from JJ). So Double D and Eddy notice he's eating everything up in the cul de sac. We see Eddy laugh at Ed's shenanigans which include eating a chain of sausages, drinking milk, and wiping and eating toast across his face. Then we see Ed eating up Double D's cactus Jim (How do you eat a cactus with all the thorns??) and at one point we see Ed's buttons burst out of his pajama top from his giant gut. Then at one scene Ed is on his bed with ropes around it to prevent him from sleepeating. He then eats so much that he becomes immobile and stuck in this window. The next day all the cul de sac kids are starving because that stupid moron ate all of their food and the food he ate comes out of his mouth without being chewed and that's the end (Ed). So Flea-Bitten Ed (Why not make a clever pun out of that name like Driver's Ed or MEDicine) starts off with the three dudes at the foreign stereotype(Rolf)'s house and while he is gone, he wants the three title characters watching his animals. Ed is in charge of taking care of the bunnies and unfortunately he has an allergy to bunnies, making his eyes watery and inflating (Who inflates like a balloon during an allergic reaction??). Double D and Eddy see Ed inflated on the ceiling and they tie a rope to his body which has blue bumps (Apparently, he must've chewed up the gum Willy Wonka made that turned Violet Beauregarde into a blueberry, so I guess he learns from Willy Wonka too. ) In the next scene, the Bart Simpson-looking moron is roped to the floor and Eddy and Double D are trying to heal Ed from his allergies rubbing itch cream on the bumps on his stomach. Then Ed sneezes bouncing his balloon body across the room. Then his allergies are cured at the end of the episode, and I don't remember what happens. I don't watch to rewatch these episodes again because of the ugly animation/art style, so this is the end of the review. 2/10
Twenty One Pilots: House of Gold (2013)
You will cry listening to this song.
This song House of Gold is about Tyler´s mom wanting to let her son know to take care of her when Tyler´s father turns to stone. Tyler even says that he wants to make his mom queen of everything she sees, get put on the map, and cured of disease. This is a kind message and with Tyler´s unique voice, it is worth shedding tears. I give this song/music video 10 stars along with all of Twenty One Pilots´ songs. It´s just brilliant.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
One of the worst movies of 2017, but it oddly seems like a guilty pleasure imo.
I think this movie feels like a guilty pleasure because the animation is well done and it doesnt feel boring at all. I like the backgrounds too. I know why a ton of people hated this movie, all because it rips off Wreck It Ralph, The Lego Movie, and Inside Out, it´s nothing but product placement, and Patrick Stewart plays a piece of crap. It´s not as bad as other films like The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, Foodfight, and many others (I haven´t watched any of those movies, but they look much worse than this movie). Ill give this a 5/10.
Fortnite (2017)
Overrated and absolute trash
I hate this game. I have a little brother who plays this game 24/7 and I can't go a day without him yelling at the game or rage quitting all the time saying "You Suck!" Or "J.C.!" It is that bad. This game is very unoriginal having to rip off other first person shooter games. Like PUBG, Overwatch, etc. And it's so overrated, like I see my little brother wearing Fortnite shirts. My brother's username has the word Fortnite in it, he has Fortnite figurines, he does the dances from Fortnite, and even talks about it all the time! This game shouldn't exist, because it's terrible and overrated. That's the only game my brother plays every day! 0/10
SpongeBob SquarePants: Shell Games/Senior Discount (2019)
(Gag)
Senior Discount makes me feel like vomiting. So Senior Discount is about Old Man Jenkins going into the Krappy Krab and Mr. Krabs wants to kick out Old Man Jenkins for disrupting his business. There are a lot of gross moments as always. I think I gagged at the joke where Old Man Jenkins puts all those condiments in his beard. Mr. Krabs wants to kick OMJ out of the restaurant using different plans, like summoning dead family members to attack each other. There is a bunch of wackiness and fast paced stuff, like when Mr. Krabs turned the music on, Squidward just jumps out of his seat. There's a bunch of inconsistent physics, such as when Mr. Krabs turned up the heat, someone's Krappy Patty melts (How does a burger melt?? That's so stupid!). Anyway I'm definetely giving this episode a 1/10.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy's Nutty Nieces/Insecurity Guards (2019)
Lame.
I saw Sandy's Nutty Nieces but not Insecurity Guards. So Sandy's Nutty Nieces is about Spongebob taking care of Sandy's nieces. Sandy's nieces do a bunch of crazy shenanigans like pulling a lever on a chair making Patrick fly off while he's watching TV, or making Spongebob get this massive lump on his head go up above water (Odd). Even when my brother saw this episode he said Ew! at Spongebob's huge lump. That's all I could say about this. As I always do, I'll give Spongeboob Episodes a 1/10 because they suck butt.
The Office (2005)
One of the most entertaining shows ever!
The Office is excellent! It's based on a show from the UK of the same name, except it's an American version. I watched the first two episodes and I thought they were great. Especially the joke in the second episode where Michael Scott says "Try My Gookie Gookie!" in that fake Indian accent, that made me laugh my head off. I definetely need to watch more episodes of this, because it is awesome! 10/10
The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
This movie is great but It's too similar to Toy Story...
... Wanna know why this movie is similar to TS?? 1. Both Owners get a new toy/dog that they love and the owners neglect the old toy/dog and the old toy/dog hates the new toy/dog. 2. Both of the two toys/dogs get stuck with each other and get lost and try to find a way back to their owners. 3. Both of the toys/pets can talk or come to life when their owners aren't looking or to other toys/pets. 4. I know this has happened in many other films before, but a romantic subplot between Woody and Bo/Max and Gidget. Thats all I could think of. Oh we have the characters that seem to act similar to the characters we see in TS. Max=Woody Duke=Buzz Gidget=Bo Peep Snowball=Presumably Sid?? and Katie=Andy. This movie has some funny and inappropriate jokes for example we see the antagonist Snowball laughing maniacally and then craps all over the floor on screen and we see a cat playing with the crap. Some material in this film may not seem suitable for children such as Snowball saying he wants to murder the owners and other humans, The Van falling off the Brooklyn Bridge and into the water and Snowball and Max trying to escape, and that huge snake coming out of the pipe and being crushed by piles of bricks. Overall, I give this a 7/10.
Teen Titans (2003)
Better than Teen Titans Go!
This is a pretty great series. I have no idea why I liked Teen Titans Go! before. I also happened to watch Teen Titans Go! before this. Obviously I watched it before the OG, because I never watched the original because I wasn't born at the time it aired on TV. I was born in 2005 and this show came out in 2003, and my dad never heard of this show, so... but one time I came across Cartoon Network and they were playing an episode of this show, not Teen Titans Go!, and it was about Raven fighting her father in this hellish dimension. It was awesome. I think Teen Titans Go! is stupid and a disgrace to this show. I've only seen that one episode, but I like it a lot better than Toddler Titans No! Overall: 10/10 Great Show, Will Recommend
Stranger Things (2016)
Decent at best.
I used to hate this show at first because all the characters do is quarrel, scream, etc. This show is about the disappearance of a kid and the citizens of the town must find him. I do like the 80's references, that's good. This feels like The Goonies meets Gravity Falls for obvious reasons. This is a pretty decent show. 7/10
Teen Titans Go! (2013)
I wish I had seen the og Teen Titans before this...
I have seen an episode of Teen Titans and I honestly enjoyed it. Good lord. Everyone is hating on this show for being a disgrace to the og Teen Titans. And I slightly agree. The new episodes I saw are worse than the last, with a ton of stock imagery and live action footage, gross out humor, and pop culture references. Ex: In the episode Forest Pirates, Bumblebee asks "What happened to those good ol' teams of six??" with Raven saying "Oh! I just remembered one! Friends!" With Bumblebee and the Titans dancing on a stock photo of a fountain, just like in the theme song of the popular sitcom (I did a review on that episode too). That joke is an insult to Friends and makes me dislike the show itself. That was as forced as the Ducktales reference in the episode "Missing". I forgot to mention, this show is animated in flash and it looks a bit cheap (MLP FIM has better flash animation than this). Also the characters have been watered down. Robin is a selfish jerk, Beast Boy speaks in ghetto slang, and acts like a 10 year old boy, Cyborg is about the same thing as Beast Boy, Starfire always says the word "the" in almost every sentence she says, and Raven, despite being the most likeable of the five, is a pegasister (I assume its because Raven's voice actor Tara Strong also voices the lead character Twilight Sparkle in MLP FIM, that must be it. Either that, or MLP FIM's fandom is popular among bronies/pegasisters). Also, sometimes the writing can get super bad. Ex: Beast Boy can be seen eating meat, but he is a vegetarian. The show can have bad morals too, like in the episode "The True Meaning Of Christmas", The Moral is that Christmas is all about Presents, In "Hot Garbage", The Moral is that hoarding is okay, and In "Multiple Trick Pony" The Moral says that being selfish and mean is okay. Nice Role Models, Teen Titans Go! Nice Role Models, I say! Overall Teen Titans Go! feels like a mediocre show that young kids might like, because obviously they never seen the og. Maybe just go watch the og if you like it better than this. Overall: 5/10
Teen Titans Go!: Forest Pirates (2019)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
...Your job's a joke, you're broke, make this show go away... okay seriously?? Why was there a Friends reference in this episode?? You had Friends with all the Teen Titans and Bumblebee's heads. And they had all the Titans and Bumblebee dancing on a fountain which of course, had to be a stock image of a fountain in a town. But it's not nighttime, that's what's wrong. You have Bumblebee and the Titans' hair are in the style of the Friends' characters' hairstyles. This episode is so weird and is a knockoff of The PPG 2016 Episode where they get a 4th Powerpuff Girl. What the What?? I'm gonna give this a 5/10.
The Christmas Tree (1991)
A Terrible Christmas (Crapmas) Special...
I first heard of this film from Nostalgia Critic's review, and this film looks pretty terrible from his perspective and mine. The animation looks beyond cheap, but not as bad as Rapsittie Street Kids' animation. The lipsyncing doesn't even attempt to match what the characters are saying, and the voice acting is wooden. Like all the children sound like they're slurring their lines. One of the kids, said by Nostalgia Critic, is clearly voiced by an 18 year old, and one of the kids is voiced by a teenager who's voice is pitched up really high to sound like a kid, but instead sounds like a robot. What the What?? And Mrs. Mavilda's voice actor even screams so loud at one point, that it sounds like an earrape. No lie, it does sound like an earrape. Also this movie steals character designs, like there's this bear that looks an awful lot like Baloo from The Jungle Book (1967). They could've made that bear a polar bear! (Nostalgia Critic) Also the rest of the character designs are pretty terrible. All the children have these black pupils with a grey glare in it. And there's this one scene where all the children smile and it looks creepy with their huge pupils and their weirdly designed faces. D'oh... And for some weird reason one of the kids is named Pappy for some reason. Pappy is obviously another name for Papa, but Pappy isn't a Papa, he's a little boy, so... This movie is terrible in every way from the wooden voice acting to the cheap looking animation. Don't watch this Christmas Special. Instead watch some good Christmas specials like How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966), Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964), or Frosty The Snowman (1969).
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
This is Foodfight! but as a Christmas Special...
It is a christmas version of Foodfight! for real. This is one of the worst christmas specials ever, much worse than The Christmas Tree (I might do a review on that movie too), and Foodfight! (Maybe Foodfight! also, I guess). Lets just start with why this is one of the worst Christmas specials ever. 1. The Animation. Oh my god this movie has the worst 3D animation I ever seen! It makes Foodfight! look like Toy Story. It also makes South Park's animation look very high tech indeed. Like all the characters have terribly designed faces, horribly animated walk cycles, and some shapes (like circles) are 2D cardboard cutouts!! The animation in this film can get so bad that there are many animation errors. Like when the school misspells the word "Excellence". For some reason, whenever a character in this film talks, their head is bobbing and moving a lot, and whenever someone is laughing they look like they're having a seizure (maybe play some metal music while they're laughing, that'll work well). This animation looks like it belongs in a PS1 game, Roblox, or Baldi's Basics maybe?? 2. The characters. Almost everyone in this film is unlikeable or mean to Ricky, our protagonist. That's just like with Chicken Little only worse. Like one of the characters named Smithy is a misogynistic person annoying Nicole and Lenee for half the time. 3. The Voice Acting. Well it's decent at best, but it gets bad when you hear Ricky's Grandma's Voice. Half of the words she's saying is just gibberish while on the other half she's actually speaking English. Thats pretty much all the things I could list that make this film pretty hateable and bad. Overall 1/10
The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican (1950)
I have found the worst cartoon of all time!!!!
I actually have. This show has a low budget, like maybe 50 cents. The animation is very poor, it does not look like an animation it really looks like a pencil test. And all the animation is reused, like the frames are repeated in a loop, Ex: A fox has a boot that he squashes on the ground and its frames are repeated several times. The animation is not the only thing that makes this show awful its almost everything. The lighting is so bad. Like a frame gets too dark or too bright at times. It changes from Dark to Bright constantly. Also the lipsyncing is terrible. It doesn't even attempt to match what the characters are saying, speaking of characters, while the characters are decently designed, they look like they were stolen from a Disney Movie. On top of Disney, PhantomStrider said that Fantasia came out in 1940, ten years before this abomination did, and it had much better animation. I agree. The voice acting is atrocious. All of the voices are done by one guy!! ONE GUY I TELL YA!! ONE GUY!! HE ALSO DID EVERYTHING ELSE TOO!! HE DID THIS ENTIRE SERIES ALL BY HIMSELF WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE!! NOT ANYONE ELSE!! JUST HIM!! (Sigh) This is the lowest rated show possibly of all time... 9% of the users on Google liked it, meaning that like 91% of the people hated it, so... yeah... here on IMDB, it has a rating of 1.5 meaning it only got one star. Yup. One star. Thank god this show only had like what, two episodes?? Overall I give this show a 1/10 for the terrible pencil test-style animation, the voice acting which was only done by one guy, the lipsyncing which is very off, and the lighting. Paddy The Pelican is a very bad cartoon, I recommend you avoid this show like the plague.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
This felt a bit like Chicken Little meets The Avengers
Even though I hate Spongebob, I thought this movie was average. It was kind of weird to have an apocalypse because Plankton was about to steal the formula but it dissappears. So Mr. Krabs and all the Bikini Bottom Residents think Plankton is lying and then Mr. Krabs tortures Plankton by taping him on Mr. Krabs' desk while Spongebob laughs it off, until Plankton is driven crazy by Spongebob's laughs. I want to say this. This movie had some gross jokes. Ex: The Seagulls crapping. One of the Seagulls takes a crap, and then there's one scene where all of the seagulls are about to crap all over our main villain Burgerbeard. There's a bunch of jokes like that. For some reason whats with the Main Characters turning into Avengers-esque Superheroes?? It seemed kind of silly, especially with Patrick having ice cream superpowers. In the trailer you may have seen him using his powers to levitate a bunch of ice cream or something like that, and then we think he's about to use them as weapons, but he eats the ice cream, with Spongebob saying "We should've given you a better superpower, Patrick". This movie reminds me of Chicken Little because of having some mean spirited scenes, like when Spongebob grabbed the wrong secret formula, with a note saying "Eat My Sub-Aquatic Bubbles" from Plankton. And then Plankton is saying these hurtful things to SB like when he said "You're the worst teammate ever!!" and then Spongebob goes out of his mind and mixes trash together. I also thought that when Mr. Krabs tortured Plankton with Spongebob's laughs was kinda mean spirited too. Overall 5/10
Chicken Little (2005)
This movie I actually liked as a kid despite this movie being mean spirited...
Ever since I saw this movie, I cracked up. But everyone is hating on this movie for being a mean spirited film. Our title character does get mistreated a lot in this film and suffer a lot of incidents. Exs: Chicken Little being thrown with a bunch of nuts when trying to get to the next bus stop, Chicken Little's pants are stuck on the road on a piece of gum, and then they get run over by a car wheel, etc, you get the idea. This movie did make me laugh as a kid. Like when the pig, Runt rolled down the hill and belched (that's very immature and gross, but I somehow laughed at that part), Chicken Little's underpants are seen, and Runt's covers of other popular songs (Stayin' Alive, Wannabe, and I Will Survive), even the poster cracked me up (It says "The End Is Near" and we see the title character's rear end, kinda immature but funny). There are many references to other media out there. Like one of the aliens has a Mickey Mouse Watch and Mickey Mouse has three eyes, Runt's Mom saying she'll get rid of his Streisand collection, Abby saying "It's like War of the Worlds out there!!" And in the beginning, we see the theater is playing Raiders Of The Lost Ark. This is a pretty funny but mean spirited at the same time. I don't mind the mean spiritedness, but it might make someone feel bad. Overall 6/10
Fleabag Monkeyface (2011)
Eaugh!!!!!
This show is gross!! This cartoon is about two boys named Gene and Gerald who create this abomination called Fleabag Monkeyface. He has halitosis breath, snot, and a voice that sounds like Jar Jar Binks. His rival is a man named Dirk and his head looks like a penis according to Mr. Enter's review. Also just like what Mr. Enter said, he said that Dirk's name is a word away from Dick, something like that, and he's dressed like a cock and has one dressed like a cock too. (I apologize for the use of inappropriate words like that). In the first episode Fleabag Monkeyface is fighting against a monster with huge ears that spews out earwax (Ultra Gross) . I forgot to mention something. This show was based on a series of books of the same name and is a ripoff of Captain Underpants. Don't believe me?? Gene and Gerald, the creators of the title character, have similar names and look nearly identical to George and Harold. They also created something based solely around toilet humor (Fleabag came out of a toilet). Good god, I first heard of this show when I was on The Terrible Tv Shows Wiki and I googled this show and this show is being critically panned. Here on ImDB, it currently has a rating of 2.1. On Tv. Com, it has a 2.3. On google, 33% of the people liked this show, so yeah. Pretty Bad Ratings. This show reminds me a lot of another show... Fanboy and Chum Chum... I mean they both center around gross out humor and have ugly looking cg animation too. Y'know what?? This show makes Fanboy and Chum Chum look like Citizen Kane. So yeah, thats my review on Fleabag Monkeyface. Overall -100000000000/10
Riverdale (2017)
John L. Goldwater and Louis Silberkleit are rolling in their graves...
If they were still alive to this day and saw this, they might've cringed at what their comic strip had become. If Maurice Coyne wasn't alive, he would be rolling in his grave too. Because Archie Comics is a popular comic strip, for some reason, CW had the rights to adapt it into a drama series. Honestly, this show is literally trying to be Twin Peaks except with the characters from the Archie Comics. These aren't the characters I know. They just took the names and the personalities, and what makes me mad is that none of the actors resemble their comic counterparts at all, pretty much about the same thing with The Garfield Movie (Although I kinda enjoyed The Garfield Movie). For example, why is Ms. Grundy a 35 year old woman who has sex with her students when in the comic strip, she is an elderly woman. Josie here is African American, when in the comic strip she's Caucasian. They did the same thing with Mr. Weatherbee and Pop too. And Kevin and Moose are both supposed to be blonde in the comic strip, but here they have brown hair. I mean, isn't that like making Lucy Van Pelt ginger?? Or Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes a house cat?? Y'know what?? This entire show is like if you took Peanuts and made all the kids adults and do mature stuff like drinking beer and getting drunk. That's also the same thing with turning Calvin and Hobbes into an adult show too. If Riverdale was original and stayed faithful to the source material, it would've been a great show. I want to give this show a 5/10 because I honestly like that its based on the comic strip, but sadly it doesn't stay faithful to the source material.
The Brothers Flub (1997)
I never seen this cartoon but...
...I just want to talk about the theme song. Good god, this show has the worst theme song ever. It sounds like a chicken being strangled to death while singing "La La La La La Laaaaa!!" in this very grating voice, while some guy in the background says Flub over and over again. Good god. This show is about two alien brothers who look like rats named Guapo and Fraz Flub Those names sound as bad as SwaySway and Buhdeuce. Speaking of Breadwinners, like that show, they deliver something to other places and people, the two main characters consist of a stubby guy and a lanky guy, and... the two main characters are annoying just like the Breadwinners. Well... That's it. Except the Breadwinners deliver bread, and the Brothers Flub deliver mail. Hmmm... Mail seems more regular than bread. 5/10