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The Simpsons: The Regina Monologues (2003)
2-joke episode
- 1 star for the "Hockey Dad" video game
- 1 star for Sir Ian McKellen saying "that's quite alright; you didn't know."
That covers about 45 seconds. You'll have to entertain yourself for the other 19 minutes.
Haunted (2018)
Find Out How Stupid Netflix Thinks You Are
I am personally haunted by the fact that Netflix greenlit this project. Maybe I can get my own episode where I describe it in front of some friends while they make "I understand" faces. The storytellers on this show appear to be either 1) dealing with childhood traumas that require serious professional help or 2) fabricating stories outright, e.g. "my parents are serial killers but I figured we'd call Netflix instead of the police". Where are the bodies? Where is the police report? I love ghost stories. These aren't ghost stories. Netflix is great, but this series is an insult to the audience and in very poor taste. If you want a good Netflix scary movie, "The Babysitter" is a better bet. At least it is transparently fictional. PS: kudos for hiring an all-Czech cast.