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Cinderela Baiana (1998)
The worst Brazilian movie ever!
If you think Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space" can't be beaten, think again. I dare say this in the only movie in movie history that gets close to Wood's achievement. It's so bad it's unique. Being a movie-addicted Brazilian, I have to say that this is by far the worst Brazilian movie ever made! The story, about a big-butted Brazilian dancer who becomes a celebrity, is probably the worst screenplay ever written too. The acting is hilarious: Carla Parez, the previously mentioned big-butted dancer has got to be the worst actress in my country's history. Technically speaking, this movie gets really close to Wood's achievement too. I know it's almost impossible to find it now, but I really think you should try. If you like "so-bad-they're-good" movies, try this one. I think you won't find anything better at it than this one!
Xuxa em Sonho de Menina (2007)
Somebody, please kill Xuxa!
Man, this woman should be taken to jail for making these horrible movies! All of them stink! I wish more people could watch her "Amor, Estranho Amor" in which she seduces and has sex with a 12-year old boy, so that they would know the truth about Xuxa: she is not an actress, she is not a TV show host, she is not an artist: she is a hack that did God knows what to have the support of a big, and mostly bad-intentioned, TV network. She doesn't really have anything to say or to teach our children: she has just found out a formula that works to rip stupid parents off. In fact, it's very comfortable for parents to let their kids be lobotomized by her terribly poor and stupid movies while they go shopping. If I had kids, I would never let them get near the stinking pieces of sh*t that she stars in. It's a shame for our country that movies so bad as the ones she stars in are so popular and make so much money! Someone should stop this woman!