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Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Joke
This films the biggest joke in the history of mankind. It fights tooth and nail to make you believe Cancer is more than a PH imbalance in the human body of which requires more than someone pounding lemons and limes to alkalize the body cause you won't quit cramming sugar down your throat as though this were not 2024 and 99% of the human population had yet to discover Meditation & Yoga from this new invention called The Internet.
What kind of Big Pharma Funded Film is this you've got going here!? You make movies based on what the so called stars look like, the writer said, oh well, Ms. Portman is getting up there in age so let's go with she's got cancer so it fits her role.
All your films are the same debasement nonsense with zero creativity what so ever.
The goats are cool.
YOLO: Crystal Fantasy (2020)
Poorly Written Writers
Whenever you see an Episode of Rick & Morty and then you see an advertisement for Royal Crackers which happens to appear on the day we were born, April 2nd, you are appalled at this YOLO Caliber poor writing spree you see on I Can Not Write Swim.
Rick & Morty are clearly cut from a separate fabric than these other two bit blue collar pieces of non-sensical garbage.
When a human being does something productive such as obtaining a non-linear education perhaps then they'll be able to write something with more of a punch such as R&M VS all of the other non-sense you've been playing on your station always and forever.
The Umbrella Academy (2019)
Worthless
I'm on season 2 episode 2 and the only thing of which happens is I continually have to force myself to choke down massive chunks of emotional turmoil and stupidity.
Here we are with more massive chunks of emotional turmoil and stupidity in the barn with 1 & 7.
Why am I constantly being forced to choke down massive chunks of emotional turmoil from worthless human beings who have clearly yet to read The Power of Now, Stillness Speaks & A New Earth 4 to 9 times each.
I feel like I'm living in a past life with Patrick Sweeny and the only one's who can save me are those who are able to write dialog with something more than a bunch of cry babies.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Honor Among Thieves (1998)
Masterpiece
So very sad. <3
God bless those who have been shunted between a rock and a hard place that they may find space and peace.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Resurrection (1997)
Impressive
We just started this one and NO ONE is going to understand this episode off the BAT we discovered.
They all lie to themselves and tell themselves it's not that person because they believe their rational mind is the power, is the beacon pointing towards the truth.
When of course in reality we all know the rational mind can be a mans worst enemy....
Feeling is knowing, as it can be no other way.
second half
:(... he's such a nice guy....imagine me....a spiritual leader paused forever :(....
:(...........
HE APPEARED OUT OF THE AIR LIKE SUPER MAN!!! :D
Stranger Things (2016)
Why Do We Love The 80's?
The 80's are nostalgic for us all for a specific reason of which no one can quite put their finger on...socialization. We were social back then and this review will delve into why we love Stranger Things so much and how we can get back to such an era.
In the 80's there were no cell phones, no Netflix or anything of the sort.
Consequently there is a Dead Mall Series with This is Dan Bell illustrating the decline of modern civilization.
As, being civil towards one another is what is most certainly in decline.
You see, when you don't have the largest building in the world towards which to congregate by the thousands for free if you so do desire called a mall, then, socialization begins to break down and you see all the malls across the United States begin to die.
When you went to Blockbuster Video it was an experience, 3,500 stores allowed you to walk in, ask the guy behind you if he'd seen this movie and start a conversation about movies of which you can't really do outside at a big red box.
Socialization. The couch inside, the lights around the posters, the excitement, the experience of the 80's.
The 80's were perfect. We didn't need cell phones back then and life went on just fine. Actually, truth be told, better than fine, we weren't blanketed in BlueTooth & 5G signals causing everyone headaches of which they don't believe are causing them headaches so they can continue putting up towers of which are causing everyone headaches as though these unnatural devices did not interfere with our own electromagnetic field.
In the 80's they were at a minimum, just enough to have some fun yet still not invasive enough to drive everyone mad.
This is why we love the 80's so much and why we miss the 80's and why I'm about to travel back in time to the 80's.
Of course you, dear reader, do not have the ability quite yet to believe such an activity as time travel to be possible, however, soon you will discover there is a lot more to this Earth....well...than meets the eye.
Altered Carbon (2018)
Black Mirror VS Altered Carbon
The Crispness of the Audio & Video in Black Mirror is awe inspiring on a level that of which has yet to be seen in cinematography.
There is something about how each and every single frame in Black Mirror is without flaw.
Then you come to where we are from in American...whatever it is they're doing.
Altered Carbon was a warning of a future to come much exactly the same as Black Mirror, however, Black Mirror stands as a philosophical portent while Altered Carbon tries to wow me into shock with violence and extreme filth.
Black Mirror attempts to teach me rules and regulations about situations which may come from yet to be invented technologies, Alterned Carbon tries to inundate me with a sensory over load of drugs sex and violence much exactly the very same as the first episode of Game of Thrones.
In other words, if you haven't gathered our implications in lieu of clearly knowing nothing of subtleties then you most certainly will have not garnered Altered Carbon is as much worthless trash as Game of Thrones.
When you attempt to obtain viewers by inundating them with drugs, sex, & violence in your mind you may think you have been a success, you and all of your viewers are simply lying to yourselves as you walk to cash your checks.
Sooner or later you are going to discover something of which you clearly do not believe to exist in and upon this world.
Of course you wouldn't know why you would want to spell it with the traditional h, it is because much like us all...
...k likes space.
Halt and Catch Fire (2014)
MIND BLOWING
This movie is MIND BLOWING
Did I say TV show?
I meant movie. This movie is MIND BLOWING.
Halt and Catch Fire (2014)
MIND BLOWING
This movie is MIND BLOWING
Did I say TV show?
I meant movie. This movie is MIND BLOWING.
The Darkest Minds (2018)
WHOA
HOW DID YOU GET A 5.4!!!! LOL
THOUGHT MOVIE WAS GOING TO SUCK
YUR DUM LOL
Whiplash (2014)
Heed Eckhart Tolle
This is a perfect example of Echart Tolle speaking of the Ego spreading destructive energy for years on end to justify the means and calling it at the end success.
As though spreading this kind of energy for extended periods of time were necessary to obtain the end result.
As though Jimi Hendrix needed anyone's help.
We have millions of people who have never astral projected out of their bodies like Dr. Strange thinking they know how the world works because they're good at something.
Whiplash (2014)
Heed Eckhart Tolle
This is a perfect example of Echart Tolle speaking of the Ego spreading destructive energy for years on end to justify the means and calling it at the end success.
As though spreading this kind of energy for extended periods of time were necessary to obtain the end result.
As though Jimi Hendrix needed anyone's help.
We have millions of people who have never astral projected out of their bodies like Dr. Strange thinking they know how the world works because they're good at something.
Qimen Dunjia (2017)
Actual Ninjas
You can tell this movie was made by actual ninjas.
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
Solid Movie
The rhythm of the movie is exactly the rhythm we seek.
Apparently Tom insists on me being a fan, so, so be it.
Office Uprising (2018)
sad
This movie made me sad, because, I really love the energy of the three main characters. It made me sad because of all the excess violence. Showing all the dead people over and over did nothing for me but remove from the rest of the movie.
As though blood and gore were cool and showing it as much as we could was a good thing.
I can see this being a good and fun movie with people going nuts with about 90% less gore.
We don't need to see ever single last thing, we get it, okay, enough is enough.
Again, really loved the energy of the three main characters and would have loved to see them in a more comic type situation instead of blood and gore every fifteen minutes simply because you're calling this a "zombie movie".
Really a shame. Really liked other things in the movie, like, how he was making a game, how the building was locked down, how they were smoking pot in the break room.
I really would have liked to feel something different with these characters that again, I really like. :)