samcracc Reviews

South Park (1997– )

the most Hilarius show I've ever seen

[10/10 · 5 April 2008]

About this show this has a lot of Hilarius parts of the episodes. Britney Wuatch is the funniest part in the show when she had a zit on her face and when she was taking a pee. There's another Hilarius part where Terrence or Phillips said "Im Not Your Guy Fran" and "Im Not Your Fran Buddy". Another funny part is when Cartman, Eric, and the others in line waiting and somebody tells them about who's in line star wars kid, the person with a song called mi a he mi a ha, sneezing panda, and the prairie dog. This show is the best to watch I hope this show makes it funny for you to watch it is more better than any Comedy Central show on TV for late nights.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

a very bad movie that people should see (garbage)

[1/10 · 2 April 2008]

I seen bits and pieces of this movie and this movie is horrible. Heres the rules about this movie. First Dewey Cox does something to a teenage girl and he said that she is going to have babies and the frontal nudity is showing and it is very inappropriate thing to do. Second saying bad language to take care of babies is very terrible. Third those immigrants are also suppose to be in a different country because they should not let these guys help Dewey Cox. Fourth Those animals that Dewey cox has should have not be in this film because a ape should live in the jungles at Afrca and the giraffe too. Last they should of made this movie NC-17 for bad language, frontal teenage girl nudity, and sex humor. I hate you Dewey Cox your confusing everyone to see this movie.

Sesame Street (1969– )

Sesame Street is a Masterpiece

[10/10 · 24 February 2008]

Sesame Street is a very excellent show for little children to watch and learn. Carrol Spinney is excellent at Big Bird. Elmo is a pretty cute monster. Jim Henson is defiantly good at Ernie. This show is about learning and have fun with your favorite characters. This show started since 1969 made by Jim Henson who makes puppets and costumes for the show. In 2008 they did Elmo on Wheel of Fourtune once and Oscar the grouch for 25th Aniversery of Wheel of Fourtune. Big Bird is a yellow bird and he lives in house with his nest. They made a movie of Big Bird called Follow That Bird in 1985 where Big Bird goes see the Dodo's and then Big Bird goes back to Sesame Street because he did not get interested in them. This show is great you will like this show it is so educational for children.

Family Guy: Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (2007) Season 6, Episode 2

Why does Drew Barrymore can't do new episodes anymore

[10/10 · 24 February 2008]

I definitely think this episode is very funny. In this episode Jillian dates with Brian again and then Brian is going to take Jillian to see Disney on Ice. But then Peter Griffen wants to go. So Brian says he can take his ticket. But Jillian said that Stitch is gonna skate with Sabastan the Crab. So Peter Griffen puts on his Donald Duck costume and that is Hilarius. Then with Meg Griffen she was at the store and Carl the store manager thinks that shes a b or something because of friends to have. So then Stewie drops the shelves of magazines and then Meg cleans them up. Then Carl thinks that Meg should work here. Peter Griffen and Jillian was out at the park and Peter was saying his new language means thank you and then Brian wants to move with Jillian. Then Chris Griffen wants a job because he does not have enough money. So then Chris was talking with Carl about a movie that one girl was hot in this movie. Stewie was with Brian at Jillian's house and lied to pay the rent. This episode is very funny watch this episode and see how this episode makes you feel. To be continued.

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005 Video)

a very Hilarius Family Guy movie

[10/10 · 24 February 2008]

I have that movie and it is so funny. The first part in the movie is very funny. The Kool Aid guy is funny with Drew Barrymore, Cleveland Brown, and the Greased Up Deaf Guy. This movie is about a untold story of Stewie himself in the future where he sees Stewie as a grown up. So the Griffen's went to a pool. Peter Griffen knew that there was a new store in Quahog. So Peter Griffen thinks of a very good TV show with the channel 5 Action News station. His show will be (Do You Know What Grinds Your Gears). So then Tom Tucker got fired. Stewie stops drinking and then gets drunk. So then Brian takes Stewie to the Drunken Clam to get him more drunk. Just then the car was crashed into the Drunken Clam when they got drunk. So the Channel 5 News was on to tell the story what has happen. Then another show of What Really Grinds My Gears the last part and then gets fired then says F word and sensors it. This movie is funny you will like Peter Griffen's funny show even more.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

one of my favorite warner bros movie

[10/10 · 24 February 2008]

It is a very good movie to watch for the whole family. Gene Wilder is a very fantastic actor as Willy Wonka. Jack Ablertson is very good at Grandpa Joe. Peter Ostrum did a wonderful job as Charlie Bucket. The end of the movie was perfect. This movie is about Charlie Bucket was looking for Wonka's Golden Ticket so that he wins and gets to see the Wonka's Factory. Finding the Golden Ticket is to look for any Wonka Bars. There are about 5 Golden Tickets to allow five children to his factory to win. Charlie Bucket won the Golden Ticket. So he runs home and tells the family that Charlie won the golden ticket. But then Slugworth showed up to Charlie to do not forget to find an Everlasting Gobstoper. This movie is the best you will really like this movie and Gene Wilder.

Hip Hop Harry (2006– )

dumb show but sometimes fun to watch

[3/10 · 23 February 2008]

This show is really silly. Hip Hop Harry is kind of a stupid bear who dances around with the kids. I would say Barney and Friends is more better and also Sesame Street too. They maybe should of not made this show G on TLC and Discovery kids. They should of made it TV-Y for young stuff, a dancing Hip Hop Harry, and kids. The clips on the soup is kind of funny. Like the dried apples and Scott to create his own costume. I bet David Joyner is better in the Barney dinosaur costume better than Hip Hop Harry. There is defiantly not enough learning but some are fine This show is so silly watch better shows than this it is so dumb and not too educational for children.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

You May Kiss The Husband

[10/10 · 23 February 2008]

I have that movie on HD DVD combo format. It is such a very funny movie. Adam Sandler is very hysterical. Kevin James is also Hilarius. Dan Ayckroyd is a very good actor. Ving Rhames is very funny. This movie is about gay firefighters that puts out fire in buildings in New York. There names where Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine. Chuck Then they got hurt and laying down in the hospital. Then Chuck was with Hooters girls inside a car. Then a little later they went to Niagra Falls to get married gay. Chuck had a girlfriend her name is Alex McDonough. So Chuck and Larry went to a costume party and need to find Alex Mcdonough. Chuck was dressed as a Vampire and Larry was dressed as an Apple. So Chuck found a person in a playmate costume (Davide Spade). They found her wearing a costume of the cat. This movie is so Hilarius you will definitely watch this movie and you will laugh so very hard.

Barney & Friends (1992–2010)

everyone should watch this show when there kids and it's a great show

[10/10 · 23 February 2008]

I have seen this show when I was younger. It is a really good show to watch. It is very educational for children 1 to 8 years old. Barney is definitely super DE duper. B.J. is pretty funny. Babie Bop is very cute. The kids are very cool too. This show is about learning about numbers kinda like sesame street but different type of show and characters like Barney the purple dinosaur, B.J. the yellow dinosaur with a baseball hat on his head, and Baby Bop the cute green dinosaur with a pink bow. The first one that started was very old Barney and Friends show. But then the second one was different to be new episodes. Also the last one in the 2000 was new scene of Barney's park. They also have a show of Barney at Universal Studios in Florida where you see Barney, B.J., and Baby Bop and then when the show is done you get to go play, shop and meet Barney. It's a very good show watch this show when you learn about many things you will like it the movie, and the live show at Universal Studios Florida.

The Man with One Red Shoe (1985)

A Very Funny Man With One Red Shoe

[10/10 · 1 January 2008]

This is a Hilarius movie. Tom Hanks is so Hysterical you will laugh when he does all his magic. James Belushi was very funny. This movie is about a investigation about a man with one red shoe named Richard Harlan Drew. He rides on a bicycle, plays the violin, and his magic came to life. But then Something was happened to Richard's house. People where about to break in and investigate there house. Just then when Richard returns back to the office he went in the house and then he did not know that there was a poison dart But he was still alive a long hour when they left. Then when he got up he saw that the bathroom was mixed up with different parts. But then Paula went inside Richard's house and then did the Tarzan. In one part Richard Harlan Drew had a girlfriend named Maddy. This movie is so Hilarius you will laugh at Tom Hanks.

Blades of Glory (2007)

Will Ferrel you rock at this movie when you skate

[10/10 · 5 December 2007]

This is such a very darn Hilarius movie that makes you laugh. What's hysterical is that Chazz Michal Michals acts as a evil wizard in his costume and when he is drunk then throws up in his mask. This movie is about when Jimmy MacElroy skates on ice at a stadium in Canada. Just then Chazz Michal Michals comes and does a dance on ice. Then something happens when Chazz Michal Michals and Jimmy MacElroy fights at the stadium and it was a disaster also a costumed bear was on fire then runs. They where fired when they did something wrong. So then MacElroy does something different he goes and works somewhere. Chazz then works at a kids show on ice. So then Chazz gets to wear his costume and his mask. Then he makes a scary noise when he is dressed as the evil wizard. So then in the next play Chazz gets drunk after then he throws up and gets fired. Well just then Chazz and MacElroy gets to skate at every arena in the stadium. This is such a funny movie you will laugh so hard on Will Ferrel.

Hip Hop Harry: When I Grow Up (2006) Season 1, Episode 2

I Never Had Dried Apples What Are They

[10/10 · 20 November 2007]

This first part of the episode is Hilarius. Today at Hip Hop Central Hip Hop Harry gives the kids dried apples. So Scot says "I never had dried apples what are they". That is a Hilarius part on Hip Hop Harry. I saw that on a clip on TV on The Soup when he is at the Museum talking about what the kids are watching after when they show a clip of Obi using glue. But right now in this episode Megan could not find something to do when she grows up. So the kids and Hip Hop Harry helps Megan. So they look at a book and did a game what where they where acting. This is a very Hilarius episode you will like this one and with the Hilarius Scot with talking what are Dried Apples.

Bee Movie (2007)

The Best of The Bees

[10/10 · 5 November 2007]

I saw this movie today and it was one of the best movies that the people could of seen. The part that shows Bee Larry King is pretty cool and it was Larry King the voice himself. The voice of Mooseblood is pretty funny. Matthew Broderick voice of Adam Flayman is perfect. This story is about a bee named Barry B Benson. He found out that there where honey in the supermarket in New York. So just then Barry tells the people that they need their honey back. Just then the people free the bees and steal the honey from people like a costume of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet and many people. Just then the pollen was all gone no flowers and tree. So just then they went to a different state to go get flowers from the peoples car parade so they steal the Prince and the pea. Then there was storm in New York so the bees help the people on the airplane. So thats the story of a bee named Barry. This is an excellent movie you will like this movie and there are some funny parts.

Zoboomafoo: Water Creatures (1999) Season 1, Episode 34

Water Creatures

[10/10 · 7 October 2007]

I have seen this episode and it was excellent. At Animal Junction Zoboo saw a Water Creature and they where two African Peguins at Animal Junction. It was to hot for the penguins to swim in the pool in Animal Junction. Zoboo calls the two African Peguins Splish and Splash. So they gave a penguin from the Snack Machine and there was only one little fish for a penguin. Just then they fix a machine and just then ice came out of the Snack Machine. So they take the ice and throw them into the pool for the penguins to swim in the cold water. Then a letter from Jackie said about a fish that could come out of a plastic in the water so she is right about that. So The Kratt Brothers go on a boat to dive underwater. Just then they saw a Black Jaguar in Animal Junction so they play with the Black Jaguar. This episode is excellent you will like this episode and so does the other episodes.

Wishbone (1995–1998)

Whats The Story Wishbone

[10/10 · 6 October 2007]

I have seen the series and they are excellent. There was a place called Oakdale and there was a Jack Russel Terroir named who tells the stories in his imagination from a book. Bruno Nusen's dog is a very nasty dog that messes up peoples area. It was in an episode called Hercles Unleashed when Wishbone's bone is missing. Larry Brantley has done a great job of Wishbone's voice. These are very perfect characters for every story in every episode of Wishbone. Soccer the dog, Bear the dog, Pheobe the dog, and Slugger the dog are perfect dogs for Wishbone. This show is excellent you will like this show, Oakdale, the stories, and even Wishbone the dog.

Walt Disney World Quest: Magical Racing Tour (2000 Video Game)

One of The Best Disney Racing Games Ever

[10/10 · 6 October 2007]

I have played this game on computer and it is excellent. My favorite level is all of them and there where awesome levels. Those are just a little like riding rides at Disney World. Eddie Carroll as the voice of Jimmny Cricket was awesome. How to play this game is to get all the pieces to the acorn nut machine so you have to drive to unlock characters and play to the next level. They are three characters to unlock Ned Shreddbetter, Jimmny Cricket, and W.U.D. 71. First you have to play the levels to collect 30 coins they are three levels like Test Track, Typhoon Lagoon, and Disney MGM Studios (Disney Studio). There are green flashes in this game and they are in each racing keep earning to unlock characters. They are first place flags earn all the flags to earn another level. Last collect 8 trophies in each level. You can play many levels to race they are Big Thunder Mountain, Blizzard Beach, Dinosaur, Rockin Roller Coaster, Tommorrowland Speedway, Space Mountain, Pirates of the Carrabian, Jungle Cruise, Haunted Mansion, and Splash Mountain. This is an excellent racing game you will like this game because it is so much fun.

The Simpsons: He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs (2007) Season 19, Episode 1

Homer loves to fly on a airplane

[10/10 · 2 October 2007]

This episode is Hilarius episode. It's a new episode for season 19. Spiderpig is now on the theme song on the first episode. Homer gets on a airplane and loves it then watches a show of the Icthcy and Scracthy show where there a lot of blue mice and there where no cats but only one. Just then they landed a machine came and picked up Homer for going to see Chicago. There is Frank Sinatra song in this episode. Homer Simpson watches a show that says something that we do not sell any drunk stuff this is StarBuck's coffee. Just then Homer Simpson gets the job. So he went to Krusty's Burgers. So he orders a drink only and had Masses. He was quick with these Masses. This episode is Hilarius you will like this music and the episode.

Family Guy: Deep Throats (2006) Season 4, Episode 23

Kermit the frog

[10/10 · 29 September 2007]

This episode is Hilarius. Thats funny when they do a show with Scarcrow and Mrs Kings. This is Hilarius when Peter Griffen works at Burger King and sings a Christmas song at Burger King. In this episode Meg Griffen had did a wonderful job with Adam West. Just then Brian drives a Taxi Cab for a job. Peter Griffen gets to go in Brian's Taxi Cab for a ride. Just then Peter Griffen talks about those talking cars on the commercials about his set of wheels. Then there was a Blue car saw a hot pink car that he wants to go to the Applebees and have dirty parking lot sex. But just then it was Motty that they have him painted pink the blue car thinks he is hot. Just then Peter tells Brian to honk the horn. A little later from the parts Brian and Stewie take a look at a frog and it was Deep Throats but it was really Kermit the frog. Just then Peter and Lois where on a couch having sex. A little later they had a talent at a show. This episode is Hilarius you will like this episode even the Taxi.

Zoboomafoo: Bathtime (1999) Season 1, Episode 29

It's Bathtime

[10/10 · 29 September 2007]

This episode is excellent. Today in Animal Junction when the Kratt Brothers where in they where yellow ducks. Just then Zoboo came to Animal Junction and the Kratt Brothers tell Zooboo if lemurs clean and Zoboo says that they do with a Toothcomb. Just then there where Three muddy dogs in Animal Junction for the Mystery animal. One was a Border Collie, another was an Old English Sheep Dog, another was a Jack Russell Terrior,. Just then they shake and the mud was all over on Martin. Then they put the dogs for a bath. Just then Zoboo knows a story in Zobooland that there where gooble berries all over the grass in Zobooland. Next Martin and Chris go to the closet for an adventure since Jackie's letter said "where do Elephants take baths"? Then the Kratt Brothers go on a canoe to see Elephants. Just then the canoe fall over of huge Elephants. Then when they came back from Animal Junction they where piglets and then a little later a mother pig came. This is an excellent episode you will like this episode and so does the dogs.

The Game Plan (2007)

One of the best Disney movies

[10/10 · 29 September 2007]

I saw this movie at the movie theaters and it was one of the best for the whole family. Thats hysterical when Joe Kingman does a commercial ha ha ha ha ha. Dwayne The Rock as Joe Kingman is excellent and funny. Thats funny when Peyton Kelly puts cinnamon in those cookies. Madison Pettis as Peyton Kelly is cute. Kyra Sedgwick as Stella Peck is interesting. Spike the dog is cute. The hippo who sells the burgers is pretty cool. This story is when Joe Kingman plays for the Bostons. Just then there was a little girl named Peyton Kelly. She sometimes messes around the house like messes with the blender, the TV, and when she puts a lot of bubbles. This movie is excellent you will like this movie and also it is for the whole family.

Family Guy: Blue Harvest (2007) Season 6, Episode 1

Family Guy Star Wars

[10/10 · 24 September 2007]

This is episode is Hilarius. There are characters in Star Wars. Peter Griffen as Han Solo, Lois Griffen as Princes Liea, Herbert as Obi One Konobi, Chris Griffen as Luke Skywalker, Quagmire as Cp30, Cleveland as R2D2 and Brian the dog as Chewbacca. Thats Hilarius when Han Solo and Chewbacca get the couch from the garbage thats new. The words where funny on Family Guy on Star Wars. Thats hysterical when a man does a lightsabber on that nosed character from Star Wars 1. This happens that the lights where not on so Peter Griffen tells the story about the Star Wars. This episode is Hilarius you will like this episode and so does the characters look.

The Simpsons: Girls Just Want to Have Sums (2006) Season 17, Episode 19

The Circle of Nife

[10/10 · 20 September 2007]

This is a Hilarius episode. Thats funny when Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson where young. That was cute when Lisa had a frog in her lap. Bart Simpson, Marge Simpson, Homer Simpson, and Lisa Simpson went to a performance of The Circle of Nife where $$$$$$$ staring Nathan Lane, and Matheiw Brodrieck and A Man that Named Moe. Just then the princble Skinner was on stage after the show of the Circle of Nife. Just then there where boys only so Marge Simpson gives Lisa Simpson a costume to disguise as a boy. The kids where calling her Toilet Head. This episode is Hilarius you will like the performance on the episode and the seasons.

Family Guy: Whistle While Your Wife Works (2006) Season 5, Episode 5

Whistle While Your Wife Works

[10/10 · 19 September 2007]

This episode is Hilarius. In this Family Guy episode Peter Griffen falled down from the theme song of Family Guy. Quagmire had fireworks. Just then Chris throws fireworks at Meg Griffen and Peter Griffen hurt himself and lost his right fingers the. Herbert's dog was going out for pee and poo it was a old poor dog just then the old dog spotted a Peter's finger then a bird caught it. Just then Joe shot the bird. Danny Devetos voice was different. Peter Griffen was down in a secret elevator and just then he was looking at hot ladys. There was a devil taking where they want to go. So they where naked in the beer factory. So Brian told Stewie that there was a new friend Jillian. In this episode Lois and Peter Griffen wanted to have sex in a office. Also Brian was a idiot to have sex with Jillian. This episode is Hilarius you will like this episode and Jillian.

Hip Hop Harry: Pajama Party (2006) Season 2, Episode 5

Pajama Party

[10/10 · 19 September 2007]

This episode is excellent. That was great learning about Animals that come at night and brushing your teeth. Today in this episode Hip Hop Harry gets to have a Pajama Party with the kids. So the kids wash there hands before they eat there snack. Hip Hop Harry's snack was popcorn with different types of flavor cinnamon, salt, pepper, and many more. One boy had popcorn in cinnamon and a girl had one with salt and pepper in her popcorn. Just then Hip Hop Harry has a tooth brush thats big. So Hip Hop Harry tells the kids that it is important to brush your teeth or cavities happen. Just then another guest arrives at Hip Hop Central it was a female animal teacher that had animals that come out at night one was a owl and the other was a chinchilla. This episode is excellent you will like this one and so does the seasons.

Zoboomafoo: Stinky (1999) Season 1, Episode 39

Stinky animals

[10/10 · 15 September 2007]

This episode is excellent. Stinky the skunk was a interesting name that Zoboo named. Thats funny that Martin has spaghetti on his head when the spaghetti fall over the floor then Jackie's dog licked the spaghetti. Whats horrible that Watson the dog and Zoboo got stinked by Stinky the skunk because of the baby skunk. Just then there was Jackie's dog all smelly from the skunk. Then they put tomato sauce on the dog to keep it clean. The Kratt Brothers had a new machine for animals that are stinky. First they found a Vinagaro. The next stinky animal is a Watsons. Then the last animal that was stinky is the Hollar monkeys then throws poop at the Kratt Brothers then fall down pond on the ground then they did not have the smell anymore. Just then the smell was at Animal Junction. Then the machine overheated control since they found a lot of animals in Animal Junction. Just then there where 3 animals they was a Fisher, Ferrets, Minks, and Stinky the skunk. This episode is excellent you will like this episode and so doe the stinky animals.