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Licorice Pizza (2021)
Cringe, corny, pointless and pretentious
If you like a movie with a plot, don't watch this. I would give anybody $1000 if they could tell me what this movie was about. Here's my version: an insecure, annoying pedophile leaches off a whiny, pampered brat until she even finally commits the felony. If it was funny it could at least be tolerable. None of the characters are likeable or have any redeeming qualities. The worst crime is that it's just boring to watch. Characters have no growth, cinematography is uninspired, and writing is just lazy. Another self servicing Hollywood movie that swears up and down that it's abstract theme justifies its mediocrity.
Legion (2010)
Brain Numbing Goofyness but Fun
This film is so scattered with what it wants to do. Part zombie/slasher movie and part superhero action flick. There's a lot of questions that are never answered. Many plot points are never explained. Characters are not well developed at all. And at times it can get pretty boring. When there is action it is very fun. And the one liners are so cheesy that they're hilarious. I found myself laughing a lot.
The ending was great and reeled me back in. the film would've been better if it had more of what happens at the end.
If you just don't ask questions, the movie can be a pretty enjoyable watch.
Waves (2019)
Pretentious as heck with no order
This movie is boring and very self indulgent. It starts off strong but then makes the decision to hit the reset button and become an episodic mess that doesn't go anywhere. There is a theme here if you dig deep enough about moving on and forgiveness. But it trades all of its narrative for pretty shots and music videos. Literally have this movie is a music video. All emotion with no plot. I couldn't wait for it to end.