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Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Absolutely Shocking in every way
I've only given it a two as my son wanted to give it a two. Sat through it for two hours. I literally cannot remember a single song and, all the cartoon, colours, big names cannot cover the fact this is awful. It drags on and on. The storyline doesn't make you care. The accents are rotten. Mary is hard nosed. The kids in the first scene sounded like after school stage school, overacting. I thought it would get better but it was ridiculous. The whole point of Mary Poppins was it's magical and heart warming. This was just boring and I had a glass of wine to celebrate the fact my son said never again! Phew!
The Legend of Robert the Doll (2018)
Worst film ever - do not waste your time.
We have watched some c*** in our time. This is by far the worst. It barely features the doll. The acting, the speaking all appears to be on 50% speed. The first half doesn't even seem to connect with the second half. All the budget seems to have gone on the cotton wool beard of the Toymaker. I can't spoil the plot as it's not really got a plot. I would suggest you miss this film as you won't get your 90 minute back. Do something constructive like watching paint dry, it will be more fun.