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America's Funniest Home Videos (1989)
It's all FRICKIN' FUN AND GAMES, until they announce the winner
OK, let's be real here people. We all had those days were we come home from Applebee's, turn on the TV, break out the happy snacks, and BINGE WATCH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS DOING CRAP ON AMERICA'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS..... Or is that just me? Either way, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
When it comes to American TV shows, AFV is your usual, standard, ordinary, customary, conventional, habitual, accustomed, expected, wonted, typical, stock, common, everyday, regular, routine, established, set, fixed, traditional, time-honored American show. But is this a bad thing? Well, technically not. In fact, I've gotten a few good laughs from this show. Plus, I find the entire concept of people submitting their idiotic home videos to be aired on national TV for a chance to win a good amount of cash pretty cool.
Yeah, that's great. But why the BALLS did I give AFV a 5/10? It's when they announce the FRICKIN' winner. WHY does the WINNER have to be some RANDOM BABY or some RANDOM KID under 10 YEARS OLD? WHAT THE FART PEOPLE? Whenever AFV airs a video that focuses on a baby or some kid under 10 years old, 95% of the time it's not funny, IT'S JUST RETARDED. YOU SHOULDN'T BE GIVING MONEY TO THESE PEOPLE.
And the worst part would be the fact that AFV is FULL OF THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS. Nobody wants to see your FRICKIN' baby or your FRICKIN' kid do CRAP. We want to see people who are 18 and over do POINTLESS (yet humorous) STUNTS that result in DESTRUCTION or EVEN PET VIDEOS. Yeah, I guess PET VIDEOS ARE GOOD TOO.
I give this a FRICKIN' 5/10. I HATE KIDS.
Three's Company (1976)
"Down at our rendesomethinghardtopronouncezvous, THREE'S FRICKIN' COMPANY TOO"
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS. It's the MISADVENTURES of MISUNDERSTANDINGS with Jack Tripper and his two female roommates: Janet Wood and Chrissy Snow. They all live in one apartment as they pay the rent to Mr. and Mrs. Roper, their land lords. Obviously, the cast changes as the show progresses in time, but you probably already knew that.
Now what we got here is a ordinary setup to an ordinary sitcom. But this isn't your ordinary sitcom..... Well..... Actually, it kind of is..... BUT WHO THE FART CARES? This is a FRICKIN' GOOD SITCOM with FRICKIN' GOOD WRITING, CAST, and ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. You get the whole KIDDIE MEAL IN THIS ONE.
Like every other TV show, every episode features a NEW ADVENTURE. These ADVENTURES vary from collecting money for the rent, going out on dates, cooking dinner, throwing parties, and EVEN waking up half naked in a Denny's parking lot.
OK I made that last one up..... BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
I have watched pretty much EVERY EPISODE this show has to offer and I got to say, I'm NOT disappointed. Although I'm not entirely sure how they do it, they know how to make us come back for more of this CHEESY show after you watch like 2 EPISODES. It's GOT to be the writing. Whoever writes the script is a FRICKIN' GENIUS. THIS AIN'T THAT BRADY BUNCH STUPID BULLCRAP. This is THREE'S COMPANY we're talking about here.
I give this a FRICKIN' 7/10. I will eat an ENTIRE BOX OF CRAYONS if that's what it takes to watch this show again.
Happy Tree Friends (2000)
FUN for the WHOLE FAMILY
Happy Tree Friends is an American flash cartoon that features a wide variety of characters; each with varying personalities and appearances. Sounds pretty FRICKIN' stupid at first... But that's when you're wrong kid.
This show has become a POPULAR INTERNET PHENOMENON. By taking a look at the likable characters, the colorful adventures, the EPIC writing, and of course THE FRICKIN' CATCHY THEME SONG, you can see why. Plus, it's a GREAT show to sit down and watch with the family. Seriously, try it out one time.
With over 150 episodes divided into multiple seasons, there's plenty of HTF to watch. Check out Mondo Media on Youtube; I'm pretty sure EVERY EPISODE is on there. They also got DVDs and stuff like that... BUT WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT CRAP when it's ALL ONLINE? I mean, GO USE THE MONEY FOR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE WENDY'S.
I give this a FRICKIN' 8/10. I don't think you will be disappointed.
The Brady Bunch (1969)
WHOA... That was some very CHEESY CRAP
The 70s were just plain WHACK. Colorful... But WHACK.
Seriously though, out of all the CHEESY shows I watched, The Brady Bunch has got to be the CHEESIEST one yet. It took me only one episode to realize what CHEESINESS I was getting into. No surprise there. Anyways, for some reason that I cannot explain, I literally watched the entire series (still can't believe I did that). It was SO CHEESY, it was bad. I'm sorry... IT'S JUST BAD. The Brady Bunch is more CHEESY than the Taco Bell TRIPLE DOUBLE CRUNCHWRAP. I mean COME ON PEOPLE.
In addition to the CHEESINESS, the show was also kind of annoying. Wait... Did I say kind of? It WAS annoying. I mean those FRICKIN' kids running all over the house SCREAMING AND STUFF. WHAT kind of FAMILY is this!?
And don't get me started on that Oliver kid. That was out of control. I mean, we got nine people. NINE PEOPLE living in ONE house and a couple of crazy parents think it's a good idea to give their kid to this family?
I give this a FRICKIN' 1/10. I'm sorry. I did NOT like this show.