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Starfish (2018)
Boring af
Boring, bored. A boring movie about being bored.
Wasted my free time on this.
Pororoca (2017)
Fantastic but too long
That's it. Watch it, it's a good drama but only if you're really patient and have your phone at the ready and playing a match 3 game.
Really didnt need to be 2.5 hours.
Excruciating long camera pauses and boringdepictions of... nothing. It feels like an extended
cut.
I agree it is mood setting however i believe the "lull" scenes could have been more interesting to the viewer.
A fantastic ending too but they could have given us a little more certainty since we just invested 2.5 h.
Mandy (2018)
Warning: SPOILER
Wow I'll never get thos two hours back.
Slow and boring. Why should we care about your wife Nick? Two hours of red and trippy pointless scenes.
So she's home most days and likes to drop acid and read books while her husband is at work.
Faff/ pointless trippy scenes.
More pointless scenes.
She gets kidnapped and then laughs at the gang's boss' penis when he wants to get it on with her.
More pointless scenes.
Her husband shows up idek how cos it was so boring and slow.
She gets burnt in the fire and her husband sits there crying for about 15 minutes.
More pointless scenes.
He then gets drunk and plots revenge but not before he taps this guy he knows to forge him a new axe because guns are overrated and he's Nicholas Cage and since he's a forest cutter he doesn't wanna get blood all over his work chainsaw. Plus these things cost a bomb.
He starts killing the gang members one by one in slow annoying unimaginative cliché ways.
More pointless scenes.
More pointless scenes.
He kills the main gang member and then sits in his car for another 15 minutes.
Mandy (2018)
Warning: SPOILER
Wow I'll never get thos two hours back.
Slow and boring. Why should we care about your wife Nick? Two hours of red and trippy pointless scenes.
So she's home most days and likes to drop acid and read books while her husband is at work.
Faff/ pointless trippy scenes.
More pointless scenes.
She gets kidnapped and then laughs at the gang's boss' penis when he wants to get it on with her.
More pointless scenes.
Her husband shows up idek how cos it was so boring and slow.
She gets burnt in the fire and her husband sits there crying for about 15 minutes.
More pointless scenes.
He then gets drunk and plots revenge but not before he taps this guy he knows to forge him a new axe because guns are overrated and he's Nicholas Cage and since he's a forest cutter he doesn't wanna get blood all over his work chainsaw. Plus these things cost a bomb.
He starts killing the gang members one by one in slow annoying unimaginative cliché ways.
More pointless scenes.
More pointless scenes.
He kills the main gang member and then sits in his car for another 15 minutes.