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Darknet (2013)
WOW this was pretty good!
In short. Very interesting well written and out of the ordinary. I like how the series ties all the stories together in some way during the episodes so it keeps you guessing what's going to happen next. Not your run of the mill horror stuff some really freaky things happen that really surprise you. So the stories keep your interest.
I am really interested to see how season 2 starts given what happened at the end of season one.
But with that said for any horror fan I think you will be pleasantly surprised at this.
Its a Canadian series and I don't think Netflix has the next season yet which is a real shame. NICE WORK From our Neighbors to the north!
King Frat (1979)
I really don't know what to say about this movie
Let me first say that I don't comment on movies that much. But this is so much of an exception. A long time ago a public access cable show talked about this movie and how bad it was. So when I got a chance to see it I did....
1) Just a TOTAL rip off of animal house... done BADLY. 2) Production values for some reason add to the GRIMY nature of this film which actually is a plus for the film ( you can just feel how disgusting it must have been to live in that place)
with that said.. when you watch it you just want to sit there with your mouth open and just go......WHAT??? And actually for some reason with the Cheezy sound track and CORNY gross out gags in a really bad B movie way make this film actually work! If you are like 13 years old you would love this movie. I think this movie is a great example of that movie. saying "A movie so bad its actually funny". Its just so STUPID you just want to cringe at how corny it is but thats what makes it so unique.
So really I guess I can say I liked it in a weird just put your head in your hands and just be amazed at how cheesy it is way.
Little Nicky (2000)
Simply the worst movie ever made..and for that reason you should see it
There comes a time in a mans life when he is witness to a truly life changing event. the moon landing, The falling of the Berlin wall, the birth of your first child or you meeting your lovely wife. in the annals of human futility in movie making.. that remarkable event was the making of the film little Nicky.. and anyone who saw this absolute cinematic abortion.
There is NOTHING funny about this movie...NOTHING. This is the first time I have gone to a movie and actually become ANGRY watching a comedy. I only thank god I did not pay to see this. And look I am dumbing this movie down on the Adam Sander level. I have not expected much from Adam Sandler movies.. I have NOTHING against the guy.I mean I like Adam Sandler. I just find his movies OK.. but leave it to him to not even reach the absolutely 1 one millionth of an inch bar that has been set. If reaching the bar for this movie was a inch high.. he would be digging under ground for 2 miles.
Trying to describe the movie does not do its futility justice. No words, phrases, interpolative dances or biblical scrawling have yet to be invented to describe the absolute time decaying event that is sitting through this film. I only watched it because I knew that i was truly in the moment of history.. a cinematic event on the level of the Hindenburg crashing.Its seemed as if the four horsemen of the Apocalypse rode through the screen laughing and exalting your every minute as you sat through each frame decaying frame after another. If films had a smell, this film would reek of absolute desolation and despair. If failure had a smell it would be this film. I looked at it in wonder as if why would someone put this train wreck on film..why because we are someone what drawn to human tragedy.. well I cant answer those question.. Biblical scholars and Pyscholgist can better explain the deep corners of the mind that this film tends to attack.
In closing NO FILM can try to be as bad as little Nicky .. films can only come close to being as bad as this film was. we have hit the Rosetta stone of absolute cinematic failure..And hopefully those of us who have seen it came away without having our eyes bleed and our bodies turned to stone. And for that reason if you want to see the benchmark for futility.. you should see this film.. just so you can know how bad a film can be. Thank god I survived....or did i?