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Apocalypse domani (1980)
Quite possibly the best cannibal film.
Antonio Margheriti gave me exactly what I wanted, and more. Blood and guts? Check. Decent paced story? Check. Cool as hell camera angels? Check. If you've read into the backstory of John Saxon giving a bad performance, you'd be surprised to know his sub-par acting is miles above those who try, but fail. Plus, cannibalism as a disease? That's f*****g awesome. This movie, to me, was way better than many of the other cannibal films that recycle the whole "tribesmen getting revenge on white man" story. Who would of thought cannibalism in the big city would be so effective? If you can even get a copy of this film, give it a go.
Dead Clowns (2004)
Nothing happens.
Holy f**k, this film is terrible. As stated above, nothing happens throughout the dread-filled hour and a half. First off, you kill off Brinke Stevens without even giving her a decent roll; given me a break. Then for the rest of the film we're treated to several characters with little to no personalities. This movie makes me f*****g sick. Not just because it's terrible, but because it's not even a good kind of terrible. You take a premise of dead clowns that come back to kill off everyone in their sight and you have the possibility of a nice little campy film. Utter bull***t; Everyone dies, the clowns win at the last second, whatever.