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Samaritan (2022)
Ridiculous
The number of "not positive, but not negative" reviews on this movie is just baffling to me. Y'all gave all the benefit of the doubt to this "straight to video" quality film. The acting had it's moments but awful for the most part, the cliched characters, the painfully (not done sarcastically) cheesy lines ("I hope you have a blast") and cinematography (random fist pumping crowd as he walks off into the darkness) were all just... like how does this movie almost have a 6!?
I guess you feel like Sly deserves a pass, but COME ON, this is ridiculous. I can only imagine the freaking STORM you would've rained down if this were a female lead.
Doom Patrol (2019)
What and I watching?
Watching this show is like having a gambling addiction... Everytime you're about to give up, you get a taste of something good that keeps you going, only to be disappointed until that next jolt of serotonin.
After a while, you wonder what the hell is going on, and what you're still here - because you're pot committed and can't walk away... until you must. S2E3 was that pint for me.
Two Distant Strangers (2020)
Good Short Film
The number of people who are saying this movie isn't "Oscar Worthy" or is "One Sided"... Your prejudice is showing.
It's a 30min short film with a specific message. It wasn't perfect, but the acting was great, it's a premise we've seen before, and it had a good amount of twists within the time frame.
How about this? Your internet review was a 0/10 bc it wasn't Nobel Prize for Literature material. Oh, that's stupid bc that's not what you were going for? That's what you sound like.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
The shark, you did jump
I'm not a Star Wars fan, and I don't know what order this movie is in the series, but even I could tell that this wasn't a proper franchise movie.
The awkward attempts at comedy and disjointed flow made the movie unenjoyable, even as a less-than-casual SW watcher.