I'm a big horror movie fan, so when I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER is claimed to be the ultimate in horror, or even top ten horrors of the nineties, I tend to dry-heave. This film is on of the most boring, stupid, generic and incoherent slashers I've ever seen. I'm not a big slasher fan, sure I love the HALLOWEENs, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET's, BLACK Christmas is in my top five horrors of all-time, but generally slashers annoy me. The characters are one-dimensional and contrived, the acting is terrible, there's hardly any tension, and IKWYDLS is all that, with a crappy title.
When going into IKWYDLS, think of it like this. The plot of PROM NIGHT, the atmosphere (or lack of) of SCREAM, the stupidity of MY BLOODY VALENTINE, and the creativity of a bar of soap. Jennifer love Hewitt's character Julie manages to be the most annoying, self-involved character in a slasher I've ever had the misfortune of watching. She plods along with her massive ass in skin-tight trackies, whines about how everyone is terrible except her, and gets people murdered. Freddy Prinze Junior's Ray is just as annoying and obsessed with Julie, almost as much as Julie herself is.
One thing this movie has going for it is Sarah Michelle Gellar, and her terrific and easy to relate to character Helen is the redeeming quality of the film, bumping the score up to a 3/10. Helen reminds me of BLACK Christmas' Barb, played by the talented Margot Kidder. Now that I mention it, Sarah Michelle Gellar is shaping up to be a young Margot Kidder, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER proved Gellar's talents, let's just hope she starts choosing some better roles than crappy horror remakes, rip-offs and sequels. Helen's chase scene in the film had me on the edge of my seat, screaming at her to get away, even though I knew she wouldn't That is a good thing for this movie, the feeling of dread Helen felt really shone through to me, and hopefully the rest of the audiences.
It's a pity selfless Helen was the only person in the entire film that was likable. Barry, Helen's macho boyfriend played by the talented Ryan Phillipe, was also incredibly unlikeable, but I think hack screenwriter Kevin Williamson (SCREAM, THE FACULTY) intended that. Helen's sister Elsa was a bitch, but so unrealistically nasty. Like she really really hated Helen, not just being a bitchy sister. I'm sure if Elsa was the one to find Helen's frozen body, she'd react just like Julie did: "I'm scared for my life, don't care about Helen's". Missy the hillbilly loner, played by Anne Heche was annoying, and totally unnecessary, but I guess she extended the running time.
The script was awful. Absolutely dreadful. Kevin Williamson ditches the snappy references to other slasher (well somewhat) and replaces them with terrible lines like "Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?" from Elsa to Helen (told you she was a nasty hoe) and "Guys... Hi... I'm on sexist overload as it is, kill the commentary." from Julie. Gee Julie, don't be happy your best friend is pursuing her dream!! That would be way too selfless, as if you're not selfless enough! In closing, With a few dashes of good, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER is a sub-standard slasher. If you wanna see a great slasher, check out BLACK Christmas, HALOWEEN and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. If you want a movie that you will be screaming at the TV not telling the people to run from harms way, but straight to the killer as they're so annoying, check out I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.
3/10
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