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The Toxic Retards (2015)
Truly Groundbreaking
The Toxic Retards is truly a unique film. While some may criticize it for its lack of any sort of production value, gratuitous nudity, and complete absence of any sort of narrative, these are the the film's main strengths. The Toxic Retards creates a truly unsettling aesthetic throughout the entire experience of viewing it, from acquiring it from an obscure website to finding a functional VHS player to view it, to actually seeing the truly bizarre montage of scenes Carl. J Sukenick has created. These factors combine to create a truly unique audio visual experience, straight from the mind of Carl J. Sukenick.
Lost in London (2017)
Horribly depressing for what was marketed as a comedy
Alright, so I just got back from viewing this. First of all, the technical achievements of the film are somewhat impressive, and although obvious stalling on the camera took place in certain situations where they wanted to delay the continuous take (mostly towards the beginning) the concept was mostly achieved well. The plot on the other hand was extremely sad. I'm not going to go into too many details, but Woody is extremely manipulative and generally unsympathetic throughout, to the point where I have no idea why he chose to portray himself this way. This is especially confusing as the marketing made the film out to be a drunken romp. Beyond a few cheap jokes thrown in throughout, the film was extremely depressing. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this film.
The Catcher in the Rye (2008)
A genius film
This work of art demonstrates the purpose of the novel; life is pointless. The blue screen represents the minimal effort required to make art. Your continued viewing represents the the stupidity of the human race. While some may argue that this is not a true adaptation of the novel, as it includes literally none of the characters or events described in the novel it is adapted from, the film truly carries the same message;life is meaningless. The only meaning that you get form something is meaning in which you invent. This is why this film is the best ever made, it truly is the most interpretive piece of art ever made. This movie is therefore my favorite of all time and will continue to be for all of eternity.