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Mad God (2021)
Visually Stunning, Extremely Dull
The title says it all.
I was looking for a good horror anime/cartoon but this is not it. You can tell a lot of work went into this for making the visual effects but the plot was just so bad. Made absolutely no sense. One of those movies that is trippy to watch. If you're into those kind of things it might be for you then.
I'm kind of surprised they don't have more horror anime movies. Was looking for something like Dead Space: Downfall, Vampire Hunter D, Love, Death, + Robots. This is nothing like any of those.
Overall, I'd avoid watching this movie. I fell asleep about halfway through and struggled with getting the other half watched.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Soaked In Politics
Well it was an okay movie besides the politics. I really enjoy Sam Raimi and his work. I have no idea if he had say with some of the politics in the movie but it was obvious where things got political. Why can't they just leave politics out of movies!? I didn't come to see a movie to hear another's political beliefs. I came for pure entertainment. It was a decent movie but the story was pretty dull/plain. A lot of slow parts. Action was good at times but also predictable too. Could of been a much better movie.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Why Cole Young? Just Why?
So the movie is overall pretty solid. Some things could have been done better. The story was kind of weird with Cole Young. I think they just developed him wrong. Probably would of been better without him.
With that said, Mortal Kombat is known for their unique characters and their back stories. I remember playing Ultimate MK 3 when I was a kid and was hooked ever since! Loved the violent fights and finishing moves (fatalities). MK was built over decades with great characters and their histories. So why did they feel the need to add a brand new character into the movie they are making for fans!? Cole Young was just a dumb character and killed Goro! Yes, they had a brand new character that is kinda lame kill Prince Goro...
Mortal Kombat 1995 was great! No new characters were added and they had the MK tournament which they didn't have in MK 2021. Also they had Cole Young be the spawn of the most beloved character in Mortal Kombat. Scorpion!!! Also, Scorpion had a little role in the movie. Like 5 minutes of screen time.
I really hope they continue with the series of movies they have planned for. They need to kill Cole Young. Obviously they could not make it work and his power was dumb.
Movies like Resident Evil with Alice worked but people still wanted the orginal characters. Hopefully they Perfect it the next go round!
Sator (2019)
Better Than The Witch
You can tell there was a lot of thought that went into this movie. It had the same vibe as The Witch. Heard it took the director/writer 7 years to make this movie. Slow burn but the movie isn't very long so the slow burn works.
Have to pay attention to understand the movie. It's fairly scary but doesn't top Hereditary or Sinister (two of the scariest movies I've ever seen). But it's a decent movie that will keep you on the edge. Way underrated for reviews.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
A Slow but Gripping Burn
So I was expecting something a little different when I started this show. After watching Hill House, I had pretty high expectations for Bly Manor. No where near as good as Hill House but it was overall a solid mini series.
What you're getting out of this show is more of a mystery/drama/romance with some horror and frights. Starts off slow but it's a good slow. Starts to pick up pace around the 5th episode. Good character building but there was just so much romance and drama you can compare it to the Notebook.
I personally think they should of made it more scary like Hill House but it is what it is.
Cobra Kai (2018)
Perfect Blend with 80s and Now
The Karate Kid was a legendary movie! Glad to see they made a show to continue the franchise. With that said, Cobra Kai has to be one of the best shows on television! It's so good you will watch the entire two seasons in a day or two. I recommend watching at least The Karate Kid before you start this show. It will make a lot more sense. The writers were able to combine the 80s type style into this show. You have no politics in this show either, which is a plus!
The Wrong Missy (2020)
Lauren Lapkus is the Queen of Comedy
Just an overall funny movie that will have you hooked from the start. There's no slow waiting points in this movie. It's literally non-stop laughing and entertainment! They brought back how comedies used to be before people got offended. So if you see any negative reviews it's because someone had their feelings hurt over a comedy MOVIE!
You (2018)
Bates Motel Crash Landed Into Gossip Girl
I haven't seen Gossip Girl but my girlfriend says it's kind of like it but I've seen Bates Motel and she hasn't so I thought it was like Bates Motel. Therefore, you have the title above.
I do have to say this is up there with one of the top 10 shows on Netflix. Great drama with suspense that will keep you wanting more. Right when you think how the heck can you get yourself out of the most stickiest situation, the unexpected happens. Just love the narration in this show. You really get to see how a psychopath thinks from a first persons point of view.
Dead to Me (2019)
Needed More Suspense and Less Politics
It was an overall pretty decent show. Some parts were kinda slow and boring but never a real dull moment. The comedy/drama mixes in quite well throughout the entire show. One thing it lacks is suspense. Would be nice to maybe have a little bit more of that mixed in with a little thrill.
One negative thing I will say is that it did get political at times with Christina Applegate. With her giving her opinion on guns, religion and how Republicans feel about miscarriages (give me a break, like she knows how they feel). I don't see why they felt it was necessary to get political with the show. Hopefully in the next season (if there is one) they will leave politics out of it. I will say it has great potential from where the end of the show left off and will probably have a really good 2nd season.
Game of Thrones (2011)
Gripping Journey to a Disappointing End
Seasons: 1-7.5
Were great! Very edge of the seat and will keep you sitting on the couch watching episode after episode until you realize your whole day is gone and you have to get up for work in the morning.
Seasons 7.5-8
Horrible, horrifying, terrible, miserable, dull, doesn't make any sense. Asking why, and why again!? Thinking any fan could of wrote this better. Characters are out of place and doing things they wouldn't do. The writing is garbage and lacks effort. They threw an end together that seemed fair to them and tried to make everyone happy I guess but they had no passion in it. The whole GOT team let their fans down to say the least.
You can have a great movie/series but if you can't finish with a good end, then it can make it feel like the whole movie/series was all for nothing. That's what happened with GOT.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
Good but Already Has Been Done
Yeah it's a great show with a creepy, scary story. I would recommend watching it if you like a good show that keeps you at the edge of your seat or behind it. With that said, the only problem I have with it is that it copied AHS Murder House. Same idea with a different story and characters. I would of gave it more stars but I couldn't knowing it's not original. They might have done a better job but it wouldn't surprise me if they get sued for copyright infringement.
Halloween (2018)
Carpenter? Should of Called Rob Zombie!
It was okay, way overhyped! Dull and boring at times but had some good suspense. The plot was not the best. Nothing that hasn't already been done before. Just wish they would of had more of a twist or something that was more unique. Just couldn't bring myself to bring it any higher than a 7. Fair rating for a decent movie.
Contracted (2013)
Wow!! Didn't see that coming!
This is a great movie! Has it's own idea and twist for a horror movie. Keeps you on the edge of your seat waiting to see what will happen next! For a low budget movie they sure put Hollywood to shame!
Dunkirk (2017)
Super Boring!!
Yeah I understand that the director wanted to use real life special effects. That's great an all but the movie is so dull and boring! You're watching it and keep telling yourself "when is the action going to start!?". Compares nothing to Saving Private Ryan or Fury. 6 stars for good acting and good picture quality but severely lacks action or gun fights.
The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015)
Are you kidding me???
Seriously don't understand why people are giving this movie good reviews!? Just a stupid movie. Not scary, just awful. You want to watch a scary movie I'd suggest Sinister. Now that's how you make a scary movie with a twist.
The Meg (2018)
Lake Placid Meets Piranha 3D Vs. Jaws
Yes you heard it right! They basically copied those three movies into their own! Good special effects, okay acting, okay comic relief and nothing special on the story. 6 stars is a fair rating for this movie.