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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Does not do justice to the books
The only things from the book that were really kept here are: Percy is Poseidon's son, he is accused of stealing a lightning bolt, has a pen that turns into a sword, and goes on a quest to get it back.
There were a lot of funny, important plot details that were left out here.
They kept in the absolutely major plot details, yes, but it all feels to rushed and forced to be an accurate rendition of the book to the screen. The screenwriter should be ashamed. I hope that this series will be cut where it is, and maybe in a few years, they will remake the movies with actors of the correct age, and portray Riordan's work well.
Happy Tree Friends (2000)
This deserves a 0/10
This is awful. I thought "Happy Tree Friends" was a kids show! I almost showed it to my friends little sister who was 9 at the time! Then I looked it up on YouTube and found that it was created by a bunch of ex-TV writers with no lives.
Explain how watching psychotic, deranged, sadistic animals murder each other makes for a good plot line to base a show around.
Let me explain: IT DOESN'T. This show should have never been created, and should not exist, in any universe, at ANY time. This is not the worst show ever, but it is there.
There is nothing good about it. Just don't watch it.
A Fairly Odd Summer (2014)
Awful
I can't believe they reduced my favorite childhood show to this garbage. Not funny, original, or creative at all. DO NOT WATCH THIS. Watch the fairly odd Parents episodes from 2001-2007. They are so much better than this trash, and are actually entertaining to kids.
All in all, just stay away from this movie. It is awful, Fairly Odd Parents in live action is something that should have never happened in the first place, but seeing it reduced this low is by far the worst feeling when you know you're watching the characters from a show you liked as a young elementary school kid. Absolutely unwatchable.
I won't give any spoilers, because I don't want to tempt anyone into watching this just to see how bad it is, just don't watch it. Save yourself the time and effort.
Austin & Ally (2011)
How is this garbage still running?
WARNING: SPOILERS This is the exact type of show that proves the human race is going downhill fast. How does this unoriginal, cliché, Disney Channel trash have a 6.0 rating? Austin is my least favorite character in television history. He thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread and always tries to impress girls, who rightfully turn his ugly, stupid ass down most of the time. He doesn't play guitar, he just runs around while flapping his hand and his singing is like listening to nails on a chalkboard, plus the sound of boiling water in a teapot.
Ally is an idiot with absolutely no self-esteem, treated like trash by the rest of her "friends", and she puts up with it because she wants to feel accepted (great lesson for kids, Disney).
Dez is just a stereotypical moron that has to be in every Disney show.
Trish gets a new job every episode but never actually does any work, yet continues to be hired by small businesses in the same area (she never seems to develop a track record, great job at realism Disney).
All in all, this show only get 1 star because it won't go any lower. It really deserves a -500000/10. It's that bad. Don't subject your eyes and ears to this trash, and definitely don't let your kids see it, or they will become egotistical morons.