bagaran Reviews

Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (2022)

This was cool uhuhuhuhuhuh

[10/10 · 24 June 2022]

Loved every minute of it. And it leaves space for, hopefully, a sequel. Cause Beavis and Butt-Head's quest to score is not over! Come on Paramount! Le't's go bunghole!

Interceptor (2022)

So so bad

[1/10 · 3 June 2022]

I know Netflix has lost a huge chunk of it's net worth. And it shows in this woke "masterpiece".

It feels cheap. It looks cheap. It sounds cheap.

And it's Netflix's success formula. Bad guys. White. Most of them men. The traitor speaks with a southern accent.

Halfway through, it just wasn't bearable anymore.

The Rookie: Simone (2022) Season 4, Episode 19

Good god

[1/10 · 27 April 2022]

If this episode and the fragments of Simone and her dad are any indication, they will be heavily leaning into the black victim narrative on the spin-off. And of course Simone will be Mary Sueing it in every episode, and experienced agents will look like stooges compared to her.

Yeah, I'm gonna skip this spin-off.

The Last Kingdom (2015–2022)

You can tell Netflix is at the helm in the end

[7/10 · 20 March 2022]

Season 5 starts with comedic scenes and then there's a black priest. Trust me, despite what some might have you believe, those did not roam the 9th or 10th century English countryside. That's just 21st century Hollywood neuroses.

Vikings: Valhalla (2022– )

Not a sequel

[1/10 · 8 March 2022]

In order to be a sequel, it would have to be historical correct(er). Like the orginal. Instead Netflix makes a bad, woke fanfic series. Hakan definitely was not a black woman.

MacGyver: Windmill + Acetone + Celluloid + Firing Pin (2020) Season 4, Episode 4

Really dumb episode

[1/10 · 13 February 2022]

This episode was clearly meant for an American audience so they can feel responsible and helpful. Unexploded WWII bombs are found in Germany all the time.

The Germans don't need a MacGyver or any other American agent to dispose of them. They can deal with that in a matter of hours all by themselves.

Guess the writers couldn't be arsed to do any research.

Peacemaker (2022– )

Better than I thought it would be

[8/10 · 18 January 2022]

It's silly and doesn't want to be something else. Its silliness is also entertaining.

It's not deep writing and never will be. But it has some great music I'd never heard before like Kissin Dynamites 'Six Feet Under'. So I give it seven.

EDIT: After hearing some more of the songs used, I have to up it to 8.

Cobra Kai (2018–2025)

Cobra Kai is one of the best shows around.

[10/10 · 6 January 2022]

It has comedy, drama and action. Character growth. A hugely talented cast and supreme writing. I just finished season 4 and man was it great. Can't wait for season 5. Gonna rewatch it now from the start. Like Sensei Lawrence would say. This show is badass!

Ragdoll (2021)

It's good

[7/10 · 16 December 2021]

I liked the show. Except for detective inspector Edmunds. The cheerie, quirky American detective inspector. I thought that she is extremely annoying and unlikable.

Ghostbusters: Answer the Call (2016)

Afterlife

[1/10 · 19 October 2021]

Afterlife isn't out yet, but I am positively thrilled by what I have seen so far! And the "We're closed" line at the end of the trailer is already better than the entire 2016 movie!

Finally a Ghostbusters movie to look forward to and wash away the taste of toxic waste from this here movie away with!

No Time to Die (2021)

bad

[1/10 · 9 October 2021]

This was worse than the living daylights. Never thought that was possible.

The Marine (2006)

John Cena

[1/10 · 26 May 2021]

This movie was the first movie with Cena that I watched. I actually liked it. After reading today how Cena submitted to the communist party of China it gets a retroactive 1 star. A spineless coward like John Cena portraying a tough marine? LEL Any future works that have him in it will warrant an automatic negative vote.

Wrath of Man (2021)

Wonderful film

[10/10 · 25 May 2021]

Dark. Gritty. Action loaded. This is the kind of movie you want to see. Nothing lighthearted or fluffy about it.

I really enjoyed watching it.

The Rookie: Triple Duty (2021) Season 3, Episode 13

Oh boy

[1/10 · 10 May 2021]

Started good. Became woke real quick. Such a pity.

Rebel (2021)

Yay for Katey

[3/10 · 21 April 2021]

Gave it three stars just for Katey. Not it because it was any good or because I want to see more of it.

Cypher (2021– )

Oh my god.....

[3/10 · 21 April 2021]

The acting..... are these first time actors? They are so bad. I would at least expect a somewhat decent performance from Brian Krause. But no. I tortured myself through the first half of the first episode. But I just couldn't muster the strength to watch the rest, let alone the second episode.

Nobody (I) (2021)

Booyaa!

[10/10 · 19 April 2021]

I haven't enjoyed a movie this much in a long, long time. This was worth every minute.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: The Star-Spangled Man (2021) Season 1, Episode 2

Jup here we go

[1/10 · 10 April 2021]

I was wondering when Disney would introduce race baiting and identity politics. And of course they did. And whoosh a Swiss villain is transformed into a biracial English girl.

The Rookie: Amber (2021) Season 3, Episode 9

Of course

[1/10 · 6 April 2021]

As soon as I heard Amber Alert I knew the teacher would ask about the babies skin color. One star. And that's just because I can't rate it any lower.

Coming 2 America (2021)

Meeeehhh

[5/10 · 8 March 2021]

The original Coming To America was absolutely brilliant and hilarious. And it's still a movie I enjoy watching from time to time. The sequel....meeh... I appreciate how they brought most of the original cast back. But it just was not funny. It was just badly written. I will give it 5 stars for nostalgia sake not because I liked it or will ever watch it again.

The Rookie: True Crime (2021) Season 3, Episode 7

it was ok

[6/10 · 2 March 2021]

After the past few virtue signaling garbage episodes this was finally a somewhat ok episode in an otherwise pretty bad season. Six.

The Rookie: Lockdown (2021) Season 3, Episode 5

OMG

[1/10 · 22 February 2021]

This has to be the worst episode of the season so far.

Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

Beam me up Scotty, I've been naughty

[1/10 · 17 September 2020]

I really don't know what the writers or directors where smoking when they came up with the story for Highlander 2. What an utter disaster. There should have been only one.

Mulan (2020)

Hahaha

[1/10 · 14 September 2020]

China apparently doesn't like Mary Sues. Or is it Mulan Sues? Good for Disney. They managed to piss off Western AND Eastern audiences. Truly historic and inclusive. They of course won't learn a single thing from it.

Almost Paradise (2020– )

Finally

[10/10 · 8 April 2020]

Finally a new show that isn't ruined from the start by PC politics. Like for example "Deputy" which thankfully it was cancelled.