This is a horrible little movie with perhaps the worst acting since the old "Plan 9".
The cinematography looks like something a film student would do after taking that one class and deciding they were going to invent their own style. Looks more like what a 12 year old does when making a backyard fan film. The actual story is about a 20 minute short turned into an interminable "feature" length.
The characters don't connect. The first kiss on screen looks so scripted and robotic as to be laughable. You could see how the writer/director had to maneuver the actors around until the kiss could be set up. The director doesn't understand how to motivate the actors and let it flow. Instead, it appears each actor read their parts right before filming and are just going through script direction.
Dentist and assistant come across as really bad porn actors.
"This guy" is nothing but a jarring reminder you are watching a really bad film.
In the end, the conceits of the film and writing kill the story.
The cinematography looks like something a film student would do after taking that one class and deciding they were going to invent their own style. Looks more like what a 12 year old does when making a backyard fan film. The actual story is about a 20 minute short turned into an interminable "feature" length.
The characters don't connect. The first kiss on screen looks so scripted and robotic as to be laughable. You could see how the writer/director had to maneuver the actors around until the kiss could be set up. The director doesn't understand how to motivate the actors and let it flow. Instead, it appears each actor read their parts right before filming and are just going through script direction.
Dentist and assistant come across as really bad porn actors.
"This guy" is nothing but a jarring reminder you are watching a really bad film.
In the end, the conceits of the film and writing kill the story.
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