Im going to skip commentary on the ridiculous plot lines, dragging scenes, silly special effects, etc., essentially the entirety of this stupid waste of film. Instead, Im concentrating on the denouement.
We see "The Demonic Nun" pictured in early scenes. This thing has been in the novice nun's dreams and visions for apparently all of her life. Its a combo Wicked Witch of the West and really bad Halloween decor at Home Depot in the fall. So, we already know what's coming. Like Pennywise in "IT". The film gets the monster front and center for whatever purpose the director is looking for.
The Nun has come through a crack in the Abbey Floor to destroy the Abbey with its evil. The Novice and the Exorcist must find a way to send it back to the bowels of hell - or wherever demonic nuns go when they are sent back through the crack they crawled out of. To accomplish this, The Novice and The Exorcist have discovered a glass Faberge egg sort of creation in the Abbey - which contains - wait for it - the sacred blood of Jesus Christ. The Novice, who has just recently taken her vows, is allowed to wear the Faberge egg as a necklace because she is a new Bride of Christ, and the only soul pure enough to handle the blood.
Now we come to the hilarious scene: the one thing that beats them all. The Nun costume or special effects or whatever that was, has an enormous mouth full of gnarled yellow teeth. At least twice the number one would expect to see in a normal mouth - but hey, its a creature. One has to wonder why it would need so many teeth. Does a demonic entity actually eat anything, that requires teeth to masticate? Most amazingly, we see people walking the streets of Anytown USA missing MANY teeth - which is the result of poor dental hygiene and deficit dental care. Yet this thing has seemingly not 32 teeth, but possibly twice that many. There is no way The Nun is brushing and flossing and pursing 6 month dental checkups.
Now, back to the dumb story. The Novice finds herself in a room filled with water. The Nun follows her, and proceeds to drown her. Keeping in mind that the Novice is wearing the blood of Jesus Christ, which apparently The Nun isnt concerned with, or is too busy drowning the Novice to care about. We see the Novice under the water, with the last bubbles of life escaping her mouth. Suddenly, and miraculously. the Novice emerges from the water and spews the blood of Christ into the face of The Nun. As with the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz, this decimates The Nun, then spins the water and The Nun out of the room through the crack in the floor, and seals the evil from the Abbey.
Oy. Spare me.
We see "The Demonic Nun" pictured in early scenes. This thing has been in the novice nun's dreams and visions for apparently all of her life. Its a combo Wicked Witch of the West and really bad Halloween decor at Home Depot in the fall. So, we already know what's coming. Like Pennywise in "IT". The film gets the monster front and center for whatever purpose the director is looking for.
The Nun has come through a crack in the Abbey Floor to destroy the Abbey with its evil. The Novice and the Exorcist must find a way to send it back to the bowels of hell - or wherever demonic nuns go when they are sent back through the crack they crawled out of. To accomplish this, The Novice and The Exorcist have discovered a glass Faberge egg sort of creation in the Abbey - which contains - wait for it - the sacred blood of Jesus Christ. The Novice, who has just recently taken her vows, is allowed to wear the Faberge egg as a necklace because she is a new Bride of Christ, and the only soul pure enough to handle the blood.
Now we come to the hilarious scene: the one thing that beats them all. The Nun costume or special effects or whatever that was, has an enormous mouth full of gnarled yellow teeth. At least twice the number one would expect to see in a normal mouth - but hey, its a creature. One has to wonder why it would need so many teeth. Does a demonic entity actually eat anything, that requires teeth to masticate? Most amazingly, we see people walking the streets of Anytown USA missing MANY teeth - which is the result of poor dental hygiene and deficit dental care. Yet this thing has seemingly not 32 teeth, but possibly twice that many. There is no way The Nun is brushing and flossing and pursing 6 month dental checkups.
Now, back to the dumb story. The Novice finds herself in a room filled with water. The Nun follows her, and proceeds to drown her. Keeping in mind that the Novice is wearing the blood of Jesus Christ, which apparently The Nun isnt concerned with, or is too busy drowning the Novice to care about. We see the Novice under the water, with the last bubbles of life escaping her mouth. Suddenly, and miraculously. the Novice emerges from the water and spews the blood of Christ into the face of The Nun. As with the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz, this decimates The Nun, then spins the water and The Nun out of the room through the crack in the floor, and seals the evil from the Abbey.
Oy. Spare me.
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