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Bokeh (2017)
Snoozefest
Rapture happens and leaves the two most annoying people on the planet behind and they wander around for the rest of the movie wondering why they were left behind. End of story.
The only thing the movie has got going for itself is the location (Iceland).
Zoo (2015)
One of the worst series I've watch in a while
This series was so bad that I felt compelled to review it and save others some time. If I could rate this 0/10, I would. The first five episode are interesting and it starts going downhill from there. The writers have managed to not only create a terrible piece of fiction but they have also managed to create some of the most frustrating characters ever to grace the small screen. The story, especially in the third season, is full of plot holes, far-fetched theories and contraptions even for a fictional series. The only way to make this series look believable is by locking every thing you know about science in a strong box and throw it somewhere in the back of your mind. Some of the characters are so annoying that you start rooting for their death rather than having to suffer through their story lines. The actors did a good job portraying the characters but it's a pity you'll end up hating almost all of the poorly written characters. I'm glad this got cancelled (which isn't that surprising as anyone with two brain cells should be able to figure out how bad it is). Thank you CBS for putting this pathetic thing out of its misery.
Something Like Summer (2017)
Rollercoaster ride but not in a good way
You know how most gay themed movies are depressing as hell because for some unknown reason production companies apparently insist on having antagonists in the story? Well this movie goes above and beyond to make those companies happy. It's like someone took two different movies with depressing endings and mashed them up together to make this emo monstrosity. The acting is good, the random bursts of songs in the movie are well sung but is a bit distracting and the story is far too rushed because they tried to fit too much in a 2 hr movie. I hope more movies follow the model set by recent movies like 'Call me by your name' and deliver some laid back LGBTQ+ movies with cheerful endings.