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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
I regret paying for this movie
The movie is formulaïc, predictable, and actually pretty boring. I lost my interest after 25 mins, after 40 mins I wasn't even watching anymore. I gave up and switched it off after one hour. There's no real suspense. I don't really care how it ends anymore. It's al by-the-fantasy-book action scenes and bland storytelling. The actors are not good enough to give the characters any depth. You can't look past the obvious diversity and feminism in the casting and characterization, and it doesn't help the movie in any way. The male actors are portrayed as wimps, and the female actors are unconvincing as warriors or girlbosses. All in all, I regret paying money for this...
Pets United (2019)
Haven't I seen this before?
If you mush "The Secret Life of Pets" and "Next Gen" together, you get this... The plot outline is virtually completely ripped of from "Next Gen", and the troupe of walkabout pets should incite familiarity with "Secret Life...". But it doesn't work. At all. It just doesn't make sense. The Rip-off is too obvious and the Pet-angle has no merit in the plotline... It's like the "Scary Movie" franchise (... that surfed the tail of the succes of "Scream"), but with Animation. ... Set your Whelm-o-meter on "under"...