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The Santa Clauses (2022)
Tim where's your self respect
Mr. Allen. This new Disney bag better have been huuugggeee. This show ruins the character and stains the original movie, this is a disgrace to all things Christmas. Terrible acting, terrible story, and pretty awful CGI as well. The first Santa Clause is such a classic, and it seems that Tim Allen only does things he believes in, so I have absolutely no clue why he did this. Disney, once again has no original ideas, makes another sequel, and it's terrible. This makes The Santa Clause 3 look like Citizen Kane. The best part of the show is the silly Peyton Manning cameo, and the fact that that's the best part is pathetic. Don't waste your time watching.
Halloween Ends (2022)
What? Corey? Where's Mike? Where's Haddonfield?
What did I just watch? This is part of a so called trilogy, yet it feels like this didn't even take place in the same universe as Halloween (2018), and Halloween Kills (2021). The other movies all had a seamless feel and took place in the same night, and this one randomly took a four year jump with barely taking into account what happened in the last movie. SPOILER WARNING, this movie isn't even about Michael Myers! And almost isn't about Laurie Strode either! How did four people write something so garbage, then who greenlit this thing? The so called "bone chilling" finale to the greatest horror series ever isn't gonna follow the main characters? We follow some chump loser named Corey? This movie left a stain on the Halloween franchise, and I can't think of a worse conclusion. I understand why JLC signed to never do a Halloween again, because this was an embarrassment. I cannot stress enough how bad this movie is.
Cherry (2021)
Pretty damn good
I don't understand the low ratings. All this film does is show how much range Tom Holland and the Russo brothers have, that their not confined to the Marvel movies. Just watch and form your own opinion. Its good.
True Detective (2014)
Masterpiece
Season 1 of True Detective may be the best television I've ever seen. Its written brilliantly and has some of the best performances I've ever witnessed with Woody and Matthew. They were robbed by not winning an Emmy or Golden Globe.
The F**k-It List (2020)
Waste of time
An unbelievably unrealistic try too hard comedy with interjections of PC culture that are distracting to the narrative of the story. Mix that with horrible acting, and a story that has no clear path creates a teen movie disaster. Watch literally anything instead.