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Road Train (2010)
Dumb
Bad story, bad acting, bad writing, silly premise, little suspense. Plus subtitles weren't available. I couldn't understand half of what they were saying because of their bloody accents. I didn't miss much.
Trapped (1989)
Pretty suspenseful
I'm pretty sure the killer's motive was revealed in the opening sequence (newspaper clippings). A family member was killed by toxic waste dumped by the company who rented space in the high rise. Did you watch the beginning?
Terrifier (2016)
Who needs a plot?
So there's not much of a plot. Hmm. This is a slasher flick, folks. The plot is this: it's Halloween night, and there's a maniac killer dressed like a clown on the loose. People get killed, there's lots of blood and guts, including a really nice money shot of a naked girl getting sliced in half. And there are hot girls too. What were you expecting, "War and Peace"?
It was edgy and done quite nicely with the dark, gritty 80s slasher flick effect. I also appreciated the tiny bit of comic relief when Art The Clown crapped all over bathroom in the pizzeria and the guy who handles food had to clean it up.