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The Conspiracy of Dark Falls (2022)
Absolute disaster 1 stars just for how bad
This has been be one of the worst films I have watched in years. I think my local collage could do a better job. The acting was awful and the script wasn't any better. In all fairness we did watch the whole film for the comedy value of just how unbelievable the whole thing was. The flying and falling entertain me greatly and got a few laughs. If you're studying in college and need to write a paper of what not to do this is the ultimate example. Not sure how this has managed to get on prime in 2023 we you can clearly tell this was filmed years ago from the clothes, furniture and technology. 1 star for the laughs.
Matilda: The Musical (2022)
Not sure what age I would show this version
As someone who grew up with the original. Wasn't my favourite but still enjoyed it. I'm not sure if I would should this film until a little later age wise, due to some of the parts which have be changed and maybe not giving the good message the original did. I love a remake but I'm not sure the same message comes across as lesson to learn as a child. Changing schools going to school not liking teachers ect. I could be very wrong however I wouldn't put this version on until there over age the original. It just seems to be a little more revenge driven rather than try to help and miss hunny helping her. I feel this lost in this version a little bit.
The Gray Man (2022)
Got bored halfway through
Really wanted this to be good, but halfway I lost interest which even for a bad film I still need to know the end. I'm still currently watching the ending what ever that maybe. Do I care enough for the ending no , couldn't get two hoots.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Got bored halfway through
I usually love Jurassic World but I've only just finished the film and have already forgotten what happened. It's a forgettable film which is disappointing considering the past films.
F9 (2021)
Unbelievable & unrealistic 9
Fast & furious more like unbelievable & unrealistic. I'm a big fan or the films usually however this has to be one of the most disappointing films Iv watched in a long time. Most films have unrealistic hints but this was over kill of CGI and the plot line was ... I'm not even sure what to sa. I hope this is the last film from the chain as this has been become more and more disappointing. Not only was it shockingly bad but let's say magnets have a big role in this film but the way they work makes no logical sense there's was 20 mins of driving the rest was terrible green screen. Safe to say I'll be leaving these films moving forward.
The Greatest Showman (2017)
Why ?
I think the films okay I'f you like musicals your love this. However I don't understand why they put elephants ect along with other 'circus' for me I W don't want my family to Think it's okay .
I Am Mother (2019)
Good film until the last 30mins
Good film. Keeps you guessing as whom can trust. However the ending let's the whole film down. Where has the dog come from ? How can one person raise and entire world. When logically it's not possible unless the AI's join her. Did mother kill 01... if they had wrapped the ending up would of been a higher rating
ARQ (2016)
Hummm
I'll I can say is hummm. If your stuck inside and running out of things to watch it's worth a try. However there seems to be a lot of pointless hints which lead know where and become pretty pointless once you reach the end of the film. And the ending doesn't really answer any questions which can be good in some cases however in this case a hint to the ending would of made watching 5 people fight for 2 hours as reason. If your like myself you've just watched the same room and still have no idea what this film was about. Wouldn't watch again
Geostorm (2017)
Pretty good for a space film
I'm not usually one for space films however I thought I'd give this a try. Overall not a bad film not sure why the reviews are so mixed. Good story line enough twists and turns to keep you interested. Not to far fetched either. Worth a watch
The Cold Light of Day (2012)
Not bad, definitely not great
If your stuck at home with nothing to watch it's worth a try. However I wouldn't rewatch this even if it was on TV. The story line doesn't make a great deal of sense and various plot holes. The ending leaves a lot unanswered and almost makes the process of watching the film pointless.
Upload (2020)
Great so far
Finished in a day... need I say more, wasn't sure if I was going to love it or hate it from the trailer. If you are looking for something easy to watch, with comedy with a futuristic twist then this is for you. If you enjoyed shows like the good place. I'm sure your enjoy this. Roll on next season