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The Arena (2001)
Would have been better as porn
I'm a long-time fan of bad movies. I recognize them for what they are, and often they provide something I want for entertainment. Mindless violence, goofy comedy, or scantily women gallivanting about consorting with all manner of folk. There are times though, that even I can't find anything worth watching in a film.
This is the trick with this "film". With drop-dead beautiful leads and a setting that had plenty of opportunity for great action sequences, I was really hopeful I'd find SOMETHING of note in this video. Unfortunately, there's nothing. The "fight" scenes look faker than a couple of 3 year olds with paper towel tubes. The acting is worse than some porn films I've seen, but without the sex that makes THOSE halfway worth watching! Seriously, don't waste your time on this piece of junk. If you do, you'll wish you listened to me.
Fuck'd (2004)
Offesive yet profound.
The title really tells you all you need to know about this film. As "reality" TV pushes boundaries, it's just a matter of time before something like this shows up. Granted, FCC regulations make it extremely difficult for a show like this to happen, it's not because the TV execs wouldn't air it. It pushes boundaries that reality TV would love to push, and does so in an extremely offensive manner. It's almost as if the film maker wants us to understand that we are becoming a society that feeds off the pain of others. Survivor has contestants back stab each other endlessly, Punk'd has made it's name on tricking people...the hosts friends even, and even the classic Candid Camera did a bit of this as well. F*ck'd is future reality, at least in my humble opinion.