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Grace (2009)
Not for the Faint hearted or the pregnant
The trailer of this film showed much to promise, My partner is 28 weeks pregnant and I stupidly took her to see this film, Its definitely a gore fest movie lots of blood but I seriously was not expecting anything like this. There are horror movies and then there are HORROR MOVIES.. This film gets put into the second category as one that can affect you, Regardless though, getting back on track, The labour and the bathing scene can really affect you. and this film seriously put me on edge with my partner and our child. lol jus kidding..
I would say that if you are trying to stop your partner from wanting a baby. THEN THIS IS THE FILM TO SHOW THEM. especially the part where the baby is teething. HOLY C!!!! got milk ?? I very much doubt it.
After reading everyone's discussions on this film. I have to agree with them and laugh at the same time. Two guys fainting whilst it was being screened at the sundance, guys I feel for you. This film made me feel ill watching it, but like a trooper I had to watch the film through out whilst screening it for my partner.
All In All! This film is fantastic, superb and definitely worth watching, Take your loving partner to see this film they will never ever forget it. MUAHAHAHA
Death on Demand (2008)
If I had paid to see this movie I would demand my money back, if I was paid to see this movie, I would gouge out my eyeballs and watch club dread and bubba ho tep.
Myself and my partner decided to give this movie a try we went by the trailer. I wish that we had spent our time doing something more constructive.. Party at my house for a 24 hour paint watching marathon. Getting back on track.. Velvet luv. oh boy. I think I have seen better acting at a school play. 2nd grade I should say.. "you make me hot baby" When we started seeing the scenes with velvet in them my thoughts were you gotta be kidding me, is this a low grade horror movie or some cheesy porn flick. we decided to follow through with the movie to see what exactly happens, unfortunately the plot was too obvious and we ended up guessing what was going to happen. Some reason I felt psychic, now if only I could have predicted the lottery numbers then I would have been set, unfortunately this movie is too predictable. If your thinking of watching this, I would seriously think twice, due to the poor acting, little tips though... when you place a false hand made of silicon or rubber.. make sure that you don't shine a light onto that prop, and for the woman in stockings when you act dead, try not to clasp your hand around the other actors hand and most important of all... ( Don't Blink ) I am not going to spoil it for you guys as thats the type of person I am, so if your going to watch it.. good luck, oh by the way.. This movie should actually carry a government health warning! ( This film can cause serious manic depression for the hour and half of your life )