tabithazietlow004 Reviews

Last Vegas (2013)

Surprisingly funny and awesome movie with surprising little twists that kept it fresh!

[17 October 2013]

I got the chance to pre-screen Last Vegas. I had to practically drag my boyfriend to the movie theater because he said he was not interested in seeing the movie but the tickets were free so he eventually caved.

The movie is what a movie should be, entertaining. Morgan, Kevin, Robert and Michael were so refreshing and funny together, they really played off of each other well and because of that the film moved along at a great pace. I hate when movies drag on and fall flat in the middle and that's when I start checking my watch to see how much longer the film is going to trudge along. Sometimes movies seem to stall in the middle and the drag on but this movie is almost two hours long and it moved along so seamlessly that the time just flew by.

This isn't a movie that's going to win any Academy Awards, it's not Shakespeare nor will it solve some huge social problem, it's just good fun that everyone in the audience enjoyed. If you are looking to just go to a movie for pure enjoyment and forget about the outside world for a moment, go see this movie, you won't be disappointed.

Paranormal Asylum (2013 Video)

Horrible movie that is not believable in the slightest

[1/10 · 7 October 2013]

I usually don't write reviews on movies but this movie was so horrible I just really needed a place to vent about my frustration. I love B horror movies but this movie isn't even good enough for a B rating. Here are the top problems with the movie:

1. The acting is horrible. And when I say horrible, I mean atrociously horrible. 2. The writing is worse than the acting. The dialog between the characters is unbelievable and doesn't flow. And the film could have flowed a lot better and made more sense if the characters actually communicated. Like when Andy was denying that the chick was at the hospital he could have pulled his friend aside and told him right then and there what was going on but he didn't and it just created an annoying fight that was pointless. The two best friends seem to have a lot of annoying fights that are pointless and don't do anything for the film except slow it down. 3. The chicks wig when she is "possessed" by Mary. You can see her blonde hair sticking out and her boyfriend was like "you dyed your hair" when all he had to say is "why are you wearing that wig?" Very distracting. 4. Andy witnessed three people dying. Mr Schefield jumped off his balcony and Brooks gets shot (why and who he got shot by was never explained)and then his friend gets stabbed....and he never calls the cops for any of these deaths????? 4. And now for the ending....wtf. It made no sense why these ghosts were still after Mary. The whole movie was pointless and a waste of time. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!