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Gangbang Girl 24 (1999)
you'll be shooting
Inari has the cutest body in porn, perky little boobs and a tight ass that's just asking for some man meat. She takes both black and white in any and all holes and get double penetrated. If you haven't shot your load yet You'll be shooting your wad all across the TV when Inari is getting 15 shots across her mouth. A MUST-See!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!! !!! !!! !!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!!! !!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !! !! !! !!!! !!!!!! !! ! !!
Clerks (1994)
Why it's rated so high...
The reason Clerks is rated so high is not because it's a great movie although it is very good. Is because this was Kevin Smith's first movie and it was made for $27,000. That's about how much catering costs for 2 days worth of shooting a Hollywood movie. Kevin Smith's writing is the real star of the film although like most of his movies the second half is not nearly as well written as the first half. He is a very talented writer and director but for his to prosper in Hollywood he has to get out of the Jersey genre and do a movie without his perennial cast of characters and without references to his previous movies...enough is enough. These comments may sound like i don't like his work...I really do, i've seen all his movies and enjoyed most of them (not Mallrats).
Take a risk Kevin try something set in a different state with a completely different cast a true director can pull it off.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Avoid at all costs
This movie is utterly pathetic. To call it a comedy is an insult comedies. My girlfriend and I sat through the entire movie only because we saw it at a theater in Manhattan where it cost $10.25 each. For that price i'll sit through a foreign movie without subtitles. Every time the audience laughed which wasn't often we would look at each other and wonder why. The 70's outfits and sets were mildly humorous for the first 2 minutes but that's it. The acting was terrible, Christina Applehead's performance is worth of a Razzy award. Had the acting been over-the top (like Ben Stiller in everything lately) the movie could have been funny. I like Will Ferrell too. Elf, and Old School and SNL were really because of him, but this one was just too bad to be saved. And what happened to Tim Robbins? Didn't he win an Acadamy Award? How did he get sucked into this S**t-bomb? I guess that's what happens when you forget you're an actor and start thinking you're a politician. I heard from people who smoke it is better if you're stoned. So, if you're into it spark-up before watching.
Poliziotto superpiù (1980)
A childhood memory ruined.
I loved this movie when i first saw it back in the early 80's when i was between 5 and 10 years old the i hadn't seen it for about 15 years when a friend of mine rented it (don't ask me how he found it). I had to be about 25 when saw it again and let me tell you, this is one of the worst movies ever made, terrible in every facet. Even the dialog is off sync to the actors lips AND EVERYONE IS SPEAKING English!! My friends and I couldn't even sit through the whole movie. It really ruined a nice childhood memory for me. If you're like me and enjoyed it when you were a kid and want to see it again...DON'T. Trust me on this. Cherish the memory you have of it.