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Marrying Father Christmas (2018)
Good cure for insomina
I'd like to leave a better review but this movie was a snooze-fest! It was an hour and 25 minutes of nothing. To be honest, I didn't make it through, I fell out at least 3 times into a light slumber. And while I felt the acting and production was good and the sets were beautiful, it wasn't enough to make up for how boring this movie was. The whole time, I just kept thinking, something has to happen or resolve itself, but it just dragged on and on and on... Watch any children's movie for more action and drama. Next Christmas, I think I'll pass on this franchise.
Moana (2016)
Stunning Animation, but not much else to offer
I may have liked this movie more if I would have watched with the sound turned off. The music was horrendous, the characters were boring, and the plot was sub-par at best. And what was with the androgynous crab? I felt like I was tripping on acid while watching Liberace perform as Boy George. Not really my cup of tea.
With that said, the animation was breath-taking, and the cast did a great job with a not-well-written script. I love The Rock, but even he couldn't make this movie live up to my expectations. Watch Tangled, then Moana and you'll see why I give this movie 4 out of 10 stars.