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BloodRayne (2005)
most godawful crap ever to ever curse humanity
The title is to the most despicable director in history UWE BOLL *Loud boo in the audience* anyway this guy has ruined movies as a cheep way to make money over a German loop hole. I think this guy should just give it up because he sucks anal sewage. This movie was so bad it lowered my IQ and made me fail my drivers license (asshole) just kidding HAHA.(weeps over not being able to drive) Watch it at your own risk. If their was a 0 I would put it but their is none oh well.
WARNING!watching Uwe boll movie will cause.
Anal sewage mentally retarded stroke heart failure (eddie RIP) blindness vasectomy shrinks d i c k women pregnant will have retarded children deaf itchy skin (everywhere) athletes foot drooling uncontrollably lowers life span you will smell like s h i t
Larry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done (2004)
Larry the cable guy
I heard many of my friends talking about Larry the cable guy and said how funny he is so I decided to rent this and I thought it was hilarious especially the Christmas songs he sang they were funny as hell. He is one of my favorite comedians like Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle. Me and my friends also saw the health inspector and he was the only reason I saw cars. Larry is a great comedian and I hope we see more movies of him in the future.Larry the Cable guy is also on Blue collar TV which I love to watch and has a large amount of entertainment value. God I cannot wait to see his other movie Delta Farce. Git R Done.
Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
Halo the start of a successful franchise
Halo Combat evolved was the Xbox exclusive title to help Microsoft sell the system and it was highly successful as it got game of the year and also was the start of one of the most successful franchises in gaming history. Halo had sold over 5 million and was on different platforms. Halo also had LAN parties across the country and started what is known as the Halo Phenomenon. Halo to me had a great story, fun game play and one of the most greatest main character in gaming the Master Chief. Bungie the Creator of this game had already made an FPS called Marathon as Halo is very similar to this game and also this experience with First Person shooters helped Bungie make a classic like Halo which had some of the Best textures in a game. This game is easily a Xbox classic and I say anyone with an interest in FPS's then Hlao has everything you will want in a game.
Story=10 Gameplay=10 Multiplayer=10 sound=10 Lasting appeal=10
Halo 2 (2004)
11/10 greatest game to date
on November 9th history was made over 2.5 million copies of halo 2 were sold on first day,2 million people on xbox live(doubled the original amount and doubled,amount of xbox's bought at video game stores,beat out the original,was called game of the year by many websites,created over 1000 LAN parties, and was the most anticipated game in history, and it also got the #1 spot in gamespy's best xbox game.The success of halo 2 is undeniable it has revolutionized both xbox live and FPS gameplay that has outmatched even Halo Combat evolved which was the killer app for the xbox and halo 2 is now judged by many FPS's which none have even come close to proving that they were better to no surprise and halo 2 was put to the test by sony computer entertainment(Microsoft's rival and Microsoft's owns bungie which created halo and 2)sony owned guerilla games which created killzone exclusively for the ps2(sonys video game system)which the media said would be the halo killer.It did not live to its expectations and fell short until halo 2 which proved that no game could challenge the halo franchise which was one of the best FPS's ever made and halo 2's graphics, gameplay, sound, story are nothing short of brilliant and halo was 10/10 now Halo 2 is cranked up to a 11/10