jwoody2013 Reviews

Don't Breathe (2016)

A fun cat and mouse thriller.

[9/10 · 3 January 2022]

I slept on this movie and finally gave it a go and was not disappointed. An original storyline was refreshing. The acting was all around good in the movie. Theres also one scene in particular that will forever be embedded in my mind after. Watch to find out.

Color Out of Space (2019)

A WTF kind of movie.

[9/10 · 29 December 2021]

This movie was a trip. A new age body horror film with an original plot. Nicholas Cage was hilarious In this movie. Basically a family who lives on a farm is attacked by an alien type entity. Special effects were awesome in this one. Highly recommended.

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

Excellent, Terrifying, Honest portrayal of what a serial killer would be like.

[9/10 · 24 December 2021]

Michael Rooker is phenomenal in this flick. He portrays Henry Lee Lucas the serial killer who is said to have killed over 600 people during his lifetime. Along with his friend Otis Toilet (played by Tom Towles) the two embark on a killing spree all while recording the mayhem. Made on a budget of 110,000 dollars this movie delivers! A must watch for all horror fans!

Old (2021)

Not a must see.

[5/10 · 24 December 2021]

M Night Shamalylan strikes again with anothe movie that I would consider to be garbage. Really just wasn't a very enjoyable film overall. Dumb plot, just a corny concept that didn't really work. Basically a movie about a group of people who go on a vacation and are brought to a remote part of an island that is used to make people medical guinea pigs. 5/10 is the best I could do here.

Halloween Kills (2021)

You get what you paid for.

[6/10 · 23 December 2021]

The number one thing I enjoyed about this movie is that they really seemed to amp up the kills. Michael Myers has a high body count in this one. I enjoyed this movie, but some of the elements were absolutely just dumb along with the plot.

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Better than the Jovovich ones

[6/10 · 22 December 2021]

The best thing about this movie, is that they really strive to stay true to the game which in itself deserves some respect. Other than that, don't come into this one with high expectations at all. The casting is all out treacherous. Leon Kennedy's character is a disgrace to the franchise. The only characters remotely casted somewhat ok we're Chris Redfield and Wesker. The special effects in this movie are forgettable. Altogether I don't regret watching but, I could have lived without seeing it.

Till Death (I) (2021)

Megan Fox proves she's not just hot asf.

[8/10 · 21 December 2021]

This was an enjoyable little thriller. Megan Fox plays a woman who is having an affair with her husband's coworker and things take a turn for the absolute worst. Arguably one of Fox's best performances, she proves to be a strong leading lady and looks good covered in blood. It's worth a watch.

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

Better than the first one

[7/10 · 21 December 2021]

First off want to start by saying this film is more likeable than the one before it. You get what you pretty much expect here. A fun movie with someone good action packed scenes. Woody Harrelson is pretty cool as Carnage as well. Nothing spectacular but worth a watch.

Malignant (I) (2021)

A Horror Movie Well Worth Watching.

[9/10 · 18 December 2021]

James Wan really did it with this one. A very original horror film. Then again, if anyone's ever seen the movie Basketcase....well....you'll understand what I mean after watching this movie.

Tamara (2005)

It's Watchable

[6/10 · 17 December 2021]

Fits in the cheesy horror department quite well. Just think of Carrie, but ten times sexier. Nothing spectacular or new here but it's a fun flick. Basically the same plot, girl gets made fun of in school, girl gets revenge on her asshole classmates.

Kalifornia (1993)

Fun Film, Worth The Watch

[8/10 · 17 December 2021]

Released during the times of exploitation films like Natural Born Killers and Pulp Fiction, Kalifornia fits in well with the others. Brad Pitt earned my respect for his acting in this movie. He plays a killer quite well. Juliette Lewis and David Duchovny also star in the film and all work well together.

Dogtooth (2009)

Original, Shocking, Weird, and Worth the Watch

[9/10 · 16 December 2021]

I didn't know what I was getting myself into watching this film, I will say I don't regret it. Basically a story of a manipulative father who keeps his 3 adult children confined to the house forever and instills fear into them of the outside world. Very graphic nude scenes are relevant throughout the movie and one extremely bothersome scene involving a bar bell. Dogtooth is a dog gone good flick!