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Twisted Pair (2018)
Mild, Green Fairy Liquid.
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The above is how you feel after watching this film.
Wish Me Luck (1995)
It seems today, that all you see, is genies in bottles and nerds on TV.
I am covered in tumours awaiting a new form of therapy to hopefully resolve this issue. My Dr decided it would be a grand idea to screen the largest premiere of Wish Me Luck in the world, consisting of 4 people. Unfortunately for me this backfired in quite a dramatic way. The film began with an obscenely pleasant amount of full frontal nudity, for which I am a big fan. I was partially erect, but not too erect. Anyway, the film continued with a delusional foreign woman in a school who is clearly in her 30s. It went on for a bit, I actually slipped in and out of consciousness by this point because I was too busy being pumped with kerosene. The film continued a bit more and I saw some cats and a monkey. The monkey was my favourite moment. It ended far too late, where is seemed to slow the linearity of time. I am currently trapped awaiting the film to end. I began the film at approximately 8PM on a Monday, and I swear it is Wednesday now... In summary, don't bother.
Killing Rob Teare (2015)
Neckline on Fine
When the best bit of your film is a groggy looking old woman with a poorly synthesised neck made out of flabby skin tissue, you know your film is not very good. Would only recommend to neck-philes.
Shark Exorcist (2014)
what
This film is like a ghastly tumour that surprises you on the bog, only to suddenly start speaking to you incoherently. Would not recommend.