Change Your Image
terrenceryan22
Reviews
Vatican Girl: The Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi (2022)
The truth always comes out.
Does it though? That's the overarching theme repeated over and over throughout this 4 hour scattershot of a documentary. Except it doesn't. You never find out what happens. Never find out the truth. Just a bunch of jumbled theories. My favorite was the guy covering his face for what I thought was to hide his identity only to show his face in an old interview. I'm assuming the face covering was possibly Covid related? And that ending. Yikes. The big reveal of unearthing the supposed burial site? And finding literally nothing. What an epic troll job. That was Al Capone's vault all over again. What a waste of time.
Suicide Squad (1935)
Unbelievable
I watched this movie and not ONCE did the Joker show up. Really?? Come on. How do you do a Suicide Squad movie and NOT have Joker at least make a cameo. Highly disappointed. Also, I want the Suicide Squad fighting other villains, not putting out fires.
The Lost Symbol (2021)
Lasted 30 seconds
That's all I could take. It took 30 seconds for this show to link Nazi's with conservatives. I wasn't even aware of this show until I found it by accident. I think I'll reread the book instead.
Reno 911! (2003)
I made it 5 minutes
I was a huge fan of this show in its initial run. And when I finally had the opportunity to watch the new season on Roku I was very excited. That excitement lasted all of five minutes. When the started in with the PSA (which I always liked) with Nash doing "if you don't want to be murdered by cops" bullcrap. And called the look to avoid it "Up in the Rittenhouse" I was done. I immediately shut it off and deleted the Roku app. I'll watch the original run on Hulu before I watch this crap ever again.
Midnight Mass (2021)
Enjoyable but...
I find it funny that the only people who were among the "rebels" were a Muslim, a lesbian a mixed race girl and a woman who left an abusive relationship. White men? Conveniently all useless, evil or plot devices. And I just LOVED how they made it seem, in one scene between the sheriff and the female clergy, that Islam was above Christianity in their tolerance and benevolence. Gimme a freaking break.
A Tale Dark & Grimm (2021)
Hypocritical casting choices
I wonder if it would be ok for black/brown characters to be voiced by white people. It probably would not go over well. Yet here's mostly white characters being voiced by non-white voice actors and it's all good? The hypocrisy is rich.
Bob's Burgers: Steal Magazine-olias (2021)
Really??
So the main plot is who stole a magazine from the dentist's office and the secondary plot is how to get bird poop off a window?? FFS, who came up with this lazy mess?
Spider-Man (2018)
G.O.A.T.
Greatest super hero game of all time. Unreal how much fun it is to play and a terrific story as well. Can't wait for the sequel.
Leaving Neverland (2019)
Watch Square One on Amazon instead
This is a hit piece. Plain and simple. HBO should be ashamed of themselves. Do yourself a favor and watch Square One on Amazon for the real story.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
$30 million?!?!
$30 million in its opening week. Not opening weekend, not opening night. OPENING WEEK!
GET WOKE, GO BROKE
Justice League vs. the Fatal Five (2019)
Can we please stop with the gender swap?
Ms. Martian and Jessica Cruz? Instead of tokenizing established male characters, why can't you create new ones? New female super heroes would have a way bigger impact. There's never even an explanation as to why these two heroes are now women. Did the male versions die in battle? Nope, because Martian Manhunter was the last of his kind, so this was done for no reason. Other than making the Justice League more diverse, I guess?
Also, this movie was ok. At best