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4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
What a stinker
For some reason, I completely hate this one. It had a terrible story, and everything was way too cheesy, in a very bad way. Nothing at all was memorable from this film.
The effects ranged from decent to stuff worse than a Power Rangers episode. The whole movie had a crappy TV show feel to it. I seriously felt like I was watching Power Rangers at times.
The worse part of all, Jessica Alba's makeup was terrible, and inconsistent. It changed throughout the day. She looked plastic. Why destroy a natural beauty like her. And her "nude" scene was terrible too. They showed more skin with her wearing the wedding dress.
Just unbelievably awful. I rarely hate movies as much as this.
Jigoku Kôshien (2003)
wow, what an utter disappointment
I had such high hopes for this movie, as I first heard of it recently after seeing some great movies that this one tried to emulate, like shaolin soccer and god of cookery. However as much as I wanted to enjoy viewing this movie, I ended up hating every single minute of it. It uses every stupid hackneyed plot device and character type in the history of stupid movies, and doesn't pull off a single element convincingly, and was completely devoid of entertainment. The producers probably wanted to do a movie like shaolin soccer, except they refused to pay a single yen more than the cost of the materials this abomination was shot on. There is absolutely nothing good I can say about this movie. Not a single, solitary gag hit it's mark. I have never seen such a thoroughly unfunny movie attempt so many bad gags. If there ever was a movie deserving of the score of 0, this would be it.