jkptbt Reviews

Juwanna Mann (2002)

Juwanna Mann is an insult.

[1/10 · 5 June 2004]

This might have been the worst movie I have ever seen. I wanted to give it a two out of ten simply because he was watching "Sanford and Son" at one point, but I just couldn't bring myself to give it any better than a one. Even if you just try to sit back and laugh, not analyze or look for plot holes, you won't be able to, it's just not funny. There were one or two things that were amusing (at best), but they were lost in all the unfunniness of the rest of the movie. Sometimes you sit there with an expectant smile on your face because you can see that a particular situation is going to have a funny conclusion, then the conclusion comes and they blow it, it's not funny and you are left disappointed. Eventually you learn to not expect anything good.

This movie is an insult to the intelligence and integrity of the movie watching public. From the stupidest most immature movie watcher, to the most distinguished and intelligent, Juwanna Mann is an insult. It's that bad.

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

This was a good movie gone SOUR

[1/10 · 18 February 2004]

This movie literally took a turn for the worst about half way through. It was shaping up to be a really good movie right up until Salma Hayek turned into the cheesiest vampire I've ever seen. It was all downhill from there. I can't believe George Clooney lowered his standards as much as he did to be in this movie.